Beard quotes
30 beard quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Riding The Bullet
“How do you cut yourself shaving in the fucking bathtub? That's just fucking clumsy. Who shaves in a bathtub anyway? Only chicks take baths.”
- From the movie: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
“- Gimli: It's true you don't see many Dwarf-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Dwarf-men.
- Aragorn: It's the beards...
- Gimli: And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf-women, and that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is, of course,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Monkey Business
“- Capt. Corcoran: One goes around with a black moustache.
- Groucho: Well, you couldn't expect a moustache to go around by itself. Don't you think a moustache ever gets lonely, Captain?” - From the movie: Pirates of Silicon Valley
- From the movie: Star Trek: Insurrection
“Smooth as an android's bottom.”
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