Beauty doctor quotes

“I probably have silicone for brains, you know, that bastard of a surgeon must have transferred some in there from my tits.”
Sienna Miller - Katya

“So ironic. You go to get face work, you don't get face work, but you meet a wonderful guy, he changes your life, it's better than face work.”
Kate Burton - Robin's Friend Cheryl

“- Dr. Loomis: I feel great! I had surgery, plastic surgery. Skin grafts. It cost a fortune, but at least I don't frighten people anymore.
- Dr. Wynn: Well, don't tell me that the revered Rasputin of Smith's Grove has grown complacent in his old age! I won't believe that for a second.”
Donald Pleasence - Loomis
Mitchell Ryan - Dr. Wynn

Watching her reminded me of something Sly would have said: "There's no such thing as fake tits".

Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant

“You're as plastic as your tits!”

Heather Thomas - Teri Marshall

“- Arlene: I'm 35-years-old, Jon!
- Jon: You're not 35-years-old, I'm 40 and you're older than I am!
- Arlene: I'm 35! I got two obnoxious teenage boys and no husband. I have to compete with firm young women and only so much plastic surgery can do for me.”
Christine Ebersole - Arlene Aldrich
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“I'm so upset, I'd cry, but my tear ducts haven't worked since my last eye job.”
Dyan Cannon - Mrs. Flint

“- Waiting Room Nurse: I'm sorry, the doctor just doesn't do penis enlargements. We don't have the space.
- Waiting Room Patient: We're talking about 3 inches here!”
Daisy Prince - Waiting Room Nurse
Bill Gerber - Waiting Room Patient

“Why can't your plastic surgeon give the stock market a lift?”

Dean Jones - Mr. Flint

“Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.”
Anna Magnani

“You probably think I'm beautiful, Dr. Roberts, but I'm not. I have lots of defects to fix. I have a list right here. My nose is 2 millimeters too narrow. And my cheekbones are 4 millimeters too high. And my chin has a little 1 bump here. And my areola distance is 5 millimeters. And I have a mole here on my ribs. So I need plastic surgery.”
Terri Welles - Lisa Convey