Beauty quotes

“You are so brave. So handsome, too. Even the nose. Long, like jumbo frankfurter.”
Katja Zoch - Zelda

“Beauty is a radiance that originates from within and comes from inner security and strong character.”
Jane Seymour

“No offense. I mean look at you. Who wouldn't want to have sex with you. I mean I'd do you.”

Jennifer Westfeldt - Jessica Stein

“- Kate (White) Reilly: Believe it or not I was actually a Playmate once. Almost gave my dad a heart attack.
- Earl Bassett: Miss October 1974?
- Kate (White) Reilly: Shit!”
Helen Shaver - Kate 'White' Reilly
Fred Ward - Earl Bassett

“- Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Jill: Sure will. Do you wanna go back to my place?
- Joe Dirt: Sure do.”
David Spade - Joe Dirt
Jaime Pressly - Jill

“- Perry's Pizza Waitress: Linda, Linda, there he is. There's that guy from the stereo store. Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere?
-Linda Barrett: Did you see his cute little butt?”
Julie Guilmette - Perry's Pizza Waitress
Phoebe Cates - Linda Barrett

“Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful. Newborn babies are beautiful. This... this is fucking spectacular!”

Colm Meaney - Duncan Malloy

“- John Lennon: You alright, Stu?
- Stuart Sutcliffe: How do I look?
- John Lennon: Put it this way, you'll get better. I'll always be ugly.”

Ian Hart - John Lennon
Stephen Dorff - Stuart Sutcliffe

“- Ossie: What did the princess look like?
- Grandfather: Close your eyes. Now do you see a beautiful woman?
- Ossie: Yea.
- Grandfather: Well, that's her. That's the beautiful princess.”
Ciarán Fitzgerald - Ossie
David Kelly - Grandfather

“- Hal: Let me ask you something. Who is the all-time love of your life?
- Mauricio: [ponders] Wonder Woman.
- Hal: Okay... let's say Wonder Woman falls in love with you. And everyone else in the world didn't find her attractive.
- Mauricio: It wouldn't matter. Because I know they'd be wrong.”
Jack Black - Hal
Jason Alexander - Mauricio

“- Elsie: So I was swimming along minding my own business when I saw this long neck on the beach.
- Littlefoot: That's my grandpa.
- Elsie: Is he now? So that's where you get your good looks!”
Christina Pickles - Elsie
Brandon La Croix - Littlefoot

“Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.”
Moroni Olsen - Magic Mirror

“- Powder: Do you think I'm ugly?
- Lindsey: I don't know what I think when I look at you. But sometimes I think you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Jeremy 'Powder' Reed
Missy Crider - Lindsey Kelloway

“What's the matter with his ears? I don't see nothing wrong with them. I think they're cute.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“- Lorraine Baker: As self-appointed in-house rep of style and hygiene, I think that I should be allotted at least five extra minutes in front of the mirror.
- Tom Baker: Three.
- Lorraine Baker: Done.”
Hilary Duff - Lorraine Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker

“The picture a mother's son does in jail hangs on her wall as proof that beauty is possible even in the most wretched. And this is a much different idea than fancier notion that art is a scam and a ripoff.”
Michael Wincott - Rene Ricard

“- Ray Hughes: The sun sets every night!
- Julie: Yeah, and we come out every night to watch it. Isn't it beautiful?”
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes
Meg Register - Julie

“- Enrico Pazzoli: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Diane Farrow: No. No one in their right mind.”
Adrian Paul - Enrico Pazzoli
Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Here she is, boys. Her name's Dallas. She ain't as sweet as she looks. She stole everything from me. You gotta watch out, 'cause she'll do you twice as fast as you'd do her.”

Bruce Willis - Muddy Grimes

“- James Bond: Your beauty's a problem. You worry you won't be taken seriously.
- Vesper Lynd: Which one can say of any attractive woman with half a brain.”
Daniel Craig - James Bond
Eva Green - Vesper Lynd

“- Melissa: Well I was getting a little sick of the natural look, anyway.
- Zoe: If you call looking like a Hobbit natural.”

Penny McNamee - Melissa
Rachael Taylor - Zoe

“God was showing off when he made you.”

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram

- Bernice Pruitt: Is this where you were "cream of corn"?
- Birdee Pruitt: "Queen of Corn" honey. Three years running.
Mae Whitman - Bernice Pruitt
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt

“- Amanda Brooks: Jeez, did you check out that ass? Boy, how'd you like to give her a punch in the pants, huh, Walt?
- Walter Stone: Oh, no, you're not gay are you?
- Amanda Brooks: Pal, if I'm gay, Clint Eastwood is a transvestite.”
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks
Jimmy Smits - Walter Stone