Bed quotes

“- Timothy: Momma I'm tired of being in bed. I wanna get up.
- Mrs. Brisby: Well, you're not getting up.”
Ian Fried - Timothy
Elizabeth Hartman - Mrs. Brisby

“Not again. He's not gonna get me again. Nothing is gonna make get off this bed.”

Shon Greenblatt - John Doe

“Three people in bed are one too many for me.”
Robert De Niro - Stanley Everett Cox

“l stayed at the Hartford one time. You should see the rooms. All satin and velvet. And the bed... royal blue, trimmed in lace clean as snow. Hard to believe a room like that don't change your life. But it don't. The bed may be magic, but the mirror isn't. Still wake up the same old Susie.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“- Mark: You see? It has no waves.
- Stevo: Why didn't you just get a normal bed... that has no waves?
[awkward silence]
- Mark: But this has no waves.”

Til Schweiger - Mark
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Charlotte: It's a water bed.
- Teddy Pierce: This should be funny.
- Charlotte: Wait a minute, you've come to bed with your shoes and socks.
- Teddy Pierce: Oh, sorry.”
Kelly LeBrock - Charlotte
Gene Wilder - Teddy Pierce

“- Dutch Dooley: Doyle, switch cots with me, mine won't hold me.
- Doyle Standish : How do you know it'll hold me?
- Dutch Dooley: Because I'm 15,000 cheeseburgers ahead of you in life.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish

“- Ned Logan: I sure do miss my bed.
- Bill Munny: You said that last night.
- Ned Logan: No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my dadgum bed.”
Morgan Freeman - Ned Logan
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“I counted five thousand sheeps in those three beds, so I had to have another bed to sleep in. You wouldn't want me to sleep with the sheeps, would you?”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Eddie Sparks: I got a big king-size bed.
- Dixie Leonard: You wanna lie down, Eddie?
- Eddie Sparks: Is that an offer?
- Dixie Leonard: It's a recommendation.”

James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard