Benefit quotes

“There's one thing I've learned here in politics: that ignorance is no obstacle to advancement. In fact, in some cases it's quite an advantage.”

Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln

“- Boss Spearman: It's a pretty day for making things right.
- Charley Waite: Enjoy it, 'cause once it starts, it's gonna be messy like nothing you ever seen.”
Robert Duvall - Boss Spearman
Kevin Costner - Charley Waite

“- King Edward VIII: Haven't I any rights?
- King George VI: Many privileges.
- King Edward VIII: Not the same thing.”

Guy Pearce - King Edward VIII
Colin Firth - King George VI

“You know the benefit of eternal life? I get to kill you twice.”

Vin Diesel - Kaulder

“- Billy the Kid: Here's the deal. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep.
- Bill, Ted: Sounds good, Mr. The Kid!”
Dan Shor - Billy the Kid
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“Every time your friend runs for re-election or conducts a hearing, you drop his name to me until we give him some coverage... but he finally does something that actually might sell some newspapers, you render mute. It's, it's - incongruous!”

Helen Mirren - Cameron Lynne

“Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.”

Peter Falk - Vince Ricardo

“The perks go to the guys who play the game, the ones who politics.”
Chris Cooper - Robert Hanssen

“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to
get laundry done.”
Burt Reynolds

“You have one great advantage over everyone else in the world. You've never had to meet Sheridan Whiteside.”

Bette Davis - Maggie Cutler

“- Major Anya Amasova: You're not trying to take advantage of me, are you?
- James Bond: The thought never crossed my mind.”

Barbara Bach - Major Anya Amasova
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“There's this bar down on the corner where we can get a drink, hang out with some good people, and talk. Come on. Get your books and come with me. We're young, we're white, we live in America. What more do you want?”

Cole Hauser - Scott Moss

“Everybody always talks about the negatives of cigarettes, but look at the benefits. I mean you don't eat as much and you've got something to hold in your hand.”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“I believe that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment.”
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself

“Reciprocity, Mr. Hudgens, is the key to every relationship.”

James Cromwell - Dudley Smith

“You may well reap the benefit, Edmund, but are you truly prepared to be despised within the department?”

James Cromwell - Dudley Smith

“It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle, not to mention the money I'd save on epsom salts and ace bandages.”

Ellen Greene - Audrey

“Mr. Stalin, I believe history will record you as a great builder for the benefit of mankind.”
Walter Huston - Ambassador Joseph E. Davies

“The kind of job where you take care of the people who rely on you for certain things. You stay out of their business, but you're also expected to know what's going on, so you can help. Plus, on the holidays you get big tips. I guess there's other benefits, too.”

Owen Wilson - Vann

“- Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka: He'll tell you what I am: a first-class passenger entitled to privileges.
- George Smith: Oh, an artist!”

Carole Lombard - Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka
Ralph Forbes - George Smith

“- Prosecutore John Felder: Mr. Lincoln should know that the mere fact that a prospective juror knows counsel for the state does not disqualify him.
- Abraham Lincoln: I know that, John. What I'm afraid of is that some of the jurors might not know you... and that'd put me at a great disadvantage.”

Donald Meek - Prosecutor John Felder
Henry Fonda - Abraham Lincoln

“I prefer a girl, like your sister, who's experienced poverty. I believe that a wife should always look up to her husband as a benefactor.”

Gene Lockhart - Lushin