Birds quotes

“Every bird instinct I have says don't follow a dog on wheels.”

Albert Brooks - Tiberius

“Well you know what they say... birds of a feather flock to vagina.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole.”

Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- Anne Stewart: I don't believe that the Holy Spirit is a dove.
- Nicholas Stewart: I don't believe that either.
- Anne Stewart: Doves are anything but holy.
- Nicholas Stewart: They poo on the window.”
Alakina Mann - Anne Stewart
James Bentley - Nicholas Stewart

“Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.”

Hanna Hall - Young Jenny Curran

“- Mitch Brenner: Aren't those lovebirds?
- Melanie Daniels: No, those are, uh, red birds.
- Mitch Brenner: Oh, I thought they were strawberry finches.
- Melanie Daniels: Oh, yes. We call them that, too.”
Rod Taylor - Mitch Brenner
Tippi Hedren - Melanie Daniels

“- Sam the Cook: What's the matter? Is something wrong out here?
- Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist: We're fighting a war, Sam.
- Sam the Cook: A war, against who?
- Sebastian Sholes, fisherman in diner: Against birds!”
Dal McKennon - Sam the Cook
Ethel Griffies - Mrs. Bundy
Charles McGraw - Sebastian Sholes

“- Melanie Daniels: Just what is it you're looking for, sir?
- Mitch Brenner: Lovebirds.
- Melanie Daniels: Lovebirds, sir?
- Mitch Brenner: Yes. I understand there are different varieties. Is that true?
- Melanie Daniels: Oh yes, there are.
- Mitch Brenner: Well, uh, these are for my sister, for her birthday, see, and uh, as she's only...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tippi Hedren - Melanie Daniels
Rod Taylor - Mitch Brenner

“I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot.”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Red: We're gonna get those eggs back! Come on, we're birds! We're descendants from dinosaurs! We're not supposed to be nice!
- [Petunia roars like a t-rex]
- Judge Peckinpah: Holy moly!
- Red: Yeah, point made.”
Jason Sudeikis - Red
Keegan-Michael Key - Judge Peckinpah

“- Sybylla Melvyn: They're fortunate, aren't they? Every day they get their food.
- Aunt Gussie: As long as I remember.
- Sybylla Melvyn: They never have to look for water in a dried-up creek. Scratch for a living, like all our countrymen, forced on the road to beg.
- Aunt Gussie: Perhaps they're meant to counterbalance the ugly things in life.”

Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn
Patricia Kennedy - Aunt Gussie

“- Jewel: For a bird from Minnesota, you've got some moves.
- Blu: Oh, that wasn't a move, it was an accident. But I accept the compliment.”
Anne Hathaway - Jewel
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu

“We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.”
Anne Hathaway - Jewel

“- Roy Lee: What's an auk?
- O'Dell: It's a bird that don't fly.
- Roy Lee: You mean like a parakeet?”
William Lee Scott - Roy Lee
Chad Lindberg - O'Dell

“Storks don't deliver babies anymore! If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat!”
Andy Samberg - Junior

“When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting.”
The Rock - Maui

“- Frank: Wow! Jake, check it out. That's a peregrine falcon.
- Jake: A peregrine like the headmistress?
- Frank: Sure... That's probably where Grandpa came up with that whole turning into a bird thing.”

Chris O'Dowd - Frank
Asa Butterfield - Jake

“Normally when a bird lands on my beat I kill it, before it can shit.”
Geoffrey Rush - Ra

“- Chuck: The pigs are stealing our eggs!
- Leonard: Set sail for Piggy Island!”
Josh Gad - Chuck
Bill Hader - Leonard

“What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!”
Roberto Benigni - Guido

“- Tiago: Look dad... I can fly backwards.
- Eduardo: You're never too late to learn Tiago.”
Pierce Gagnon - Tiago
Andy Garcia - Eduardo

“You ever wondered what our lives down here must look like to a bird?”
Matthew Modine - Birdy

“Your grandfather used to say that a bird which flies into your house is an angel. You must look upon his presence as a blessing.”
Ben Kingsley - Behrani

“Tie two birds together, and even though they have four wings, they cannot fly.”
David Carradine - The Blind Man

“- Fumes: When I die, I'd like to come back as a bird.
- Sailor: Why?
- Fumes: Because man, I could fly free, and easy, and if I saw someone I really didn't care for, I'd drop a hot one on 'em!”
Teddy Wilson - Fumes
Howard Morris - Sailor