Birth control quotes

“- Richie Tozier: Hey Eddie, are these your birth control pills?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah, I'm saving them for your sister!”
Finn Wolfhard - Richie Tozier
Jack Dylan Grazer - Eddie Kaspbrak

“My contribution to birth control.”

Sylvester Stallone - Lt. Raymond Tango

“- Jay Trotter: May I... buy you a drink?
- Mrs. Davis: I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Jay Trotter
Michelle Phillips - Mrs. Davis

“- Brad Kimble: I'm short of money. Um. Uh. Ok. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things, these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?
- Cashier: $4.75.
- Brad Kimble: Damn it!”

Will Friedle - Brad Kimble
Kathy Griffin - Cashier

“If a girl says she's on the pill, you use something anyway. Pill ain't going to keep your dick from falling off.”
Laurence Fishburne - Furious Styles

“Party 'till you're pregnant!”
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“- Hammond: I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island.
- Malcolm: Surely not the ones that are bred in the wild?
- Wu: Actually they can't breed in the wild. Population control is one of our security precautions. There's no unauthorized breeding in Jurassic Park.”

Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm
BD Wong - Wu

“God damn! That thing's got more holes than my daddy's rubber.”

“- Novalee Nation: I think I might be pregnant. You remember that guy I told you about last month?
- Lexie Coop: The good-lookin' mechanic?
- Novalee Nation: I don't know what's wrong with me. I didn't even want to be with him.
- Lexie Coop: Didn't he use anything?
- Novalee Nation: Just me.”
Natalie Portman - Novalee Nation
Ashley Judd - Lexie Coop

“When most governments in the developed world introduced legal sanctions to strictly license pregnancies, which was why robots, who were never hungry and did not consume resources beyond those of their first manufacture, were so essential an economic link in the chain mail of society.”
Ben Kingsley - Narrator

“I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.”
Judy Greer - Joanie

“- Jimmy Reardon: You're not gonna make me wear a rubber, are you? You know, the church says wearin' one of them's a sin, darling.
- Annette Bearer: So's this, darling!”

Jonathan Ryan - Jimmy Reardon
Polly Walker - Annette

“The pill makes her crazy? She is crazy. The Pentagon should use her hormones for chemical warfare.”

Woody Allen - David Dobel

“This old gypsy woman once told me that if you jump backwards nine times before the sun come up you won't be pregnant. Well, I jumped so far I had to take a bus back and then I had twins.”
Ashley Judd - Lexie Coop

“Seems to me only the intelligent people are choosing not to reproduce.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Peter McGowan

“- Rozalin Focker: Well you know, honey, many unplanned pregnancies happen because the man is such a sexual dynamo, and the woman craves his sperm on an unconscious but very powerful level.
- Greg Focker: Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven.”
Barbra Streisand - Rozalin Focker
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“Have you got my make-up kit? It's got my diaphram in it... isn't it silly? I still travel with it. It's my lucky charm, maybe I should donate it to the antique fair.”
Elaine Stritch - Diane

“- Elaine: What on earth have you got in that foolish-looking little bag?
- George: My raincoat and rubbers.”
Mercedes Ruehl - Elaine
Gene Wilder - George

“- Elmer Fishpaw: Come on, Sandra. Get dressed. Let's go to some snazzy cocktail lounge and celebrate my new freedom.
- Sandra Sullivan: But Elmer, what about Dexter and little Lu-Lu?
- Elmer Fishpaw: Those two little bastards are a perfect argument for birth control. Children would get in the way of our erotic lifestyle!”
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw
Mink Stole - Sandra Sullivan

“- Stacy: This is a miracle! For once it's all up to him. No tubes, no jellies, no furtive trips to the bathroom... I can just sit back and let it happen. I don't have to do anything.
- Nick: I'm not too good with these things. Can you give me a hand putting it on?”

Lea Thompson - Stacy
Stephen Shellen - Nick

“He said I looked like his mother. He hates his mother. So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father... this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control.”

Bette Midler - Barbara Stone

“- Matuzak: Damn it, Ricky, I catch you fucking this machine again, I'll break your neck.
- Ricky: Sorry, chief.
- Walker: Looks like safe sex to me.”

Bruce McGill - Matuzak
Scott Bellis - Ricky
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Walker