Blackmail quotes

“How's the turtle Mrs. Stubbs? Did your kids ever figure out you switched turtles on them? Because I know it would be a major disappointment for them to find out.”

Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli

“- Samantha Coleman: You give me this story and I'll have your baby.
- John McClane: Not the kind of ride I'm looking for.”
Sheila McCarthy - Samantha Coleman
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Kate Sullivan: Why so uptight? It's not illegal.
- Lawrence Garfield: It's immoral. A distinction with no relevance to lawyers. But it matters to me.”

Penelope Ann Miller - Kate Sullivan
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“- Detective Daniel Ciello: You remember Martinez? You bonded him. He says he paid you back. He's waiting for trial on Rikers. He says he's got a tape on you where you admit that he paid you. Now you're squeezing him. If you don't stop, he's gonna play the tape, ok? That's a felony.
- Dave DeBennedeto: Now let me tell you something. He's a rat...” (continue)(continue reading)
Treat Williams - Detective Daniel Ciello
Ron Karabatsos - Dave DeBennedeto

“- Frank Rittenhauer: I just wanna tell you, you really look dynamite today, Beverly.
[toasts the camera]
- Ted Reilly: Yeah, Tom, you are a lucky man. Boy, would I like to get some of that.
- Richard: Good lord.
- Ted Reilly: Oh, God. No. Richard, you got an edit button on that thing?
- Richard: [backing away] It'll cost you!”

Sean McCann - Frank Rittenhauer
Zach Grenier - Ted Reilly
David Spade - Richard

“- Barney Coopersmith: You don't tip FBI men!
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Sure you do!”

Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli