Blindness quotes

- Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.
- "Booger": What's mopery?
- Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.
F. William Parker - Sergeant
Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"

“The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.”
Keanu Reeves - Morpheus

“Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.”
Margaret Cho

“- Charles 'Charley' Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens

“- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: The beggar was the lookout man for the gang.
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: That is impossible. How can a blind man be a lookout?
- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a police officer?”
Herbert Lom - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus
Peter Sellers - Clouseau

“You shut the fuck up, Bennie. I would tell you to kiss my ass too, but you probably can't find it you blind motherfucker.”
Della Reese - Vera

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.”
Jensen Ackles - Dean Winchester

“I had lost my sight, but I got something back in return. My remaining four senses functioned with superhuman sharpness. But most amazing of all, my sense of sound gave off a kind of radar sense!”
Ben Affleck - Matt Murdock

“- Marlene: Ray, what did I tell you about cooking in the dark? Are you trying to burn the house down?
- Ray Charles: Think about it, Marlene, what do I need the light for?
- Marlene: Well, you don't need to be cooking anyway. We brought you take out from Oscar's.
- Ray Charles: Well, get your money back. I got fried chicken right here.”
Denise Dowse - Marlene
Jamie Foxx - Ray Charles

“- Andy: You may be blind, but you still have to pay for what you ate.
- Martin: I ate nothing. My meal never arrived.”

Russell Crowe - Andy
Hugo Weaving - Martin

“- Ethan Beardsley: Admiral, is this lady going to be our new mommy?
- Frank Beardsley: I don't think so. It's just a blind date.
- Otter Beardsley: She can't see?
- Ely Beardsley: Can she navigate using sonar? Like a bat?”
Ty Panitz - Ethan Beardsley
Dennis Quaid - Frank Beardsley
Bridger Palmer - Otter Beardsley
Brecken Palmer - Ely Beardsley

“Please don't lump me in with that, you know, I could give a shit what color you are. No, what I want is deeper. I want your eye, man. I want those things you see through.”

Stephen Root - Jim Hudson

“- August Nicholson: If this place is worthy, she'll be successful in her quest.
- Mrs. Clack: How could you have sent her. She is blind.
- Edward Walker: She is more capable than most in this village. And she is led by love.”

Brendan Gleeson - August Nicholson
Cherry Jones - Mrs. Clack
William Hurt - Edward Walker

“- Fenella: You are not blind.
- Neil: I prefer the term 'optically challenged'.”
Joanna Lumley - Fenella
Simon Pegg - Neil

Jesus once passed a blind beggar on the road, and his disciples asked: "Who sinned, this man or his parents, that he should be born blind?". And Jesus said: "Neither this man nor his parents sinned. He was made blind so that the works of God could be revealed in him". And with that, he placed mud on his eyes and told him to wash in the Pool of... (continue)(continue reading)
Sir John Hurt - The Priest

“- Priest: I'm just tired... I've been up all night trying to round off the infinate. And Lucifer before the day doth go.
- Chris Lowe: Don't we know you?
- Priest: I don't know. I used to be blind. But then I started eating carrots. I still can't see during the day.”
Joss Ackland - Priest
Chris Lowe - Himself

“- Sandy's Sister: Mom's blind in one eye, deaf in one ear.
- Sandy Bates: Oh. I hope the same side of the head, right? Because that's important. So she's even. She should be even at that age.”
Anne De Salvo - Sandy's Sister
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“Great. I'm blind and you're deaf. What a perfect pair.”
Val Kilmer - Virgil Adamson

“- Mr. Morrow: Do you want my advice on questions of love?
- Dexter King: Yes!
- Mr. Morrow: My advice is: go blind. Best thing that ever happened to me. Since 1944, every girl I've spent time with looks the spitting image of Mae West.”
Tim Barlow - Mr. Morrow
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“- Augustus Waters: It's all dark to Isaac.
- Isaac: Dude, I'm not deaf, I'm just blind, so I can hear when you make fun of my disability.”
Ansel Elgort - Gus
Nat Wolff - Isaac

“- The Devil: You ever fuck a blind girl?
- Harry Block: No. That I never did.
- The Devil: Oh, they're so grateful.”
Billy Crystal - The Devil
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Will Sly: Time to think about getting a new guide dog. I'm off tomorrow.
- Tom Sullivan: It's tomorrow already? Jesus, what happened? We were...
- Will Sly: They should make calendars in Braille. They really should.”
R.H. Thomson - Will Sly
Marc Singer - Tom Sullivan

“- Selma: Would it make you feel better if I told you a secret?
- Bill: What secret could you tell me?
- Selma: I'm going blind. Not yet, but... soon. Maybe sometime this year.
- Bill: Blind...
- Selma: It's not as bad as it sounds. It's, uh... It's a family thing.”
David Morse - Bill Houston
Björk - Selma Jezkova

“- Adele: Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind as a bat?
- Wally: I don't feel. I have to pass.
- Adele: Yes, you do. It's a sickness in your brain, just like if you were trying to pass for white.
- Wally: You mean I'm not white?”
Kirsten Childs - Adele
Richard Pryor - Wally

“The Bullet Farmer: Hold up a flare!
Red Flare Warrior: I am holding a flare!
The Bullet Farmer: [opens his eyes wide] Closer!
Red Flare Warrior: It's right in front of your eyes!”

Richard Carter - The Bullet Farmer
Ben Smith-Petersen - Red Flare Warrior