Bothering quotes

- Judge Cotton: Does this guy "Candy" Johnson bother you, my dear?
- Elizabeth Cotton: Not half as much as I bother him.
Frank Morgan - Judge Cotton
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton

“- Randall: People who are always right make me sick!
- Fidgit: That's why you get along with yourself so well!”
David Rappaport - Randall
Kenny Baker - Fidgit

“If this is the best you can do, don't bother. Go home, and keep your perfume. We just pretend to be friends because there's no one else to be with. You know what the most boring thing I've ever done is? When you took me to that wheelchair basketball game in Karlstad. I don't want to be friends with a palsied cripple who listens to Backstreet...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rebecka Liljeberg - Agnes Ahlberg

“- Sauvage: Your bogus ingenuousness is straining my equanimity.
- Maxwell Smart: Could you put that another way?
- Sauvage: You're pissing me off.”
Vittorio Gassman - Sauvage
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“- Nurse: Is this man bothering you?
- Phil: 'Course he is. He's my dad.”
Katherine Dow Blyton - Nurse
Stephen Tompkinson - Phil

“Enough with this Turbo Man! I have had it up to here with this Turbo Man! If there's anybody I don't want advice from right now, it's Turbo Man!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

“- Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
- The Dude: Oh yeah?
- Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julianne Moore - Maude Lebowski
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Thomas Colpeper, JP: I was concentrating on who was coming up the hill to disturb me.
- Alison Smith: Disturb you? At what?
- Thomas Colpeper, JP: Breathing the air, smelling the earth, watching the clouds.”
Eric Portman - Thomas Colpeper, JP
Sheila Sim - Alison Smith

“- Joey LaMotta: She ain't the kind of girl you just fuck and forget about, this girl.
- Jake La Motta: Joey, how many times I gotta tell ya? Why're you always cursin' when I'm talkin' to you? Don't do it around me. Do it around your friends.”

Joe Pesci - Joey
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta

“I'm sorry if my divorce interferes with your breakfast plans, Dad.”

John Mahoney - Mr. Fitzpatrick

“The next time you do not want to see anybody, just let me know, and I'll usher them right in.”

Bette Davis - Maggie Cutler

“- Max Dugan: Maybe I'm your father, but you're not my daughter. Do you know what Kierkegaard once said?
- Nora McPhee: Yes! And I'm not interested in any more of your roommates!”
Jason Robards - Max Dugan
Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

“One of us has made a gross error, and wasted the other person's valuable time.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price

“- Reno Miller: I'm not kidding here. You either tell those cats to keep it quiet, get rid of them, or I'm not paying the rent!
- Al the Landlord: What do you mean you won't pay the rent? Buddy, you don't pay the rent anyway! That's why you bother me all the time, and they don't.”

Abel Ferrara - Reno Miller
Alan Wynroth - Al the Landlord

“- Arthur Sullivan: This work with Gilbert is quite simply killing me.
- Richard D'Oyly Carte: Working with Gilbert would kill anybody.”
Allan Corduner - Arthur Sullivan
Ron Cook - Richard D'Oyly Carte

“- Dil: Let's kiss and make up, honey.
- Fergus: Don't call me that.
- Dil: Sorry, darling.
- Fergus: Stop it, Dil.
- Dil: Apologies, my sweet.”
Jaye Davidson - Dil
Stephen Rea - Fergus

“- Detective Lou Petrocelli: There's a homicidal maniac wandering around the neighborhood. You don't want to do anything about it?
- Luigi: You have been busting my balls ever since you got promoted. Now, why is that? Wasn't I good to you when you were a kid? Didn't I take you to Yankee Stadium Didn't you met Mickey Mantle? He signed a baseball...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anthony LaPaglia - Detective Lou Petrocelli
Ben Gazzara - Luigi

“- Bluto: Commodore.
- Poopdeck Pappy: Don't keep calling me commodore inside this here harbor. I got millions'o emenies. And you is 10 or 12 of 'em.”
Paul L. Smith - Bluto
Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy

“- Adrian Beltz: Look who's here! Welcome! Konichiwa! Konichiwa! Just trying to rival that celebrated Japanese sense of employee relations you people are born with or so it seems.
- Zukaki: I think I'm gonna hate this guy.
- Kim: Uh, Mr. Zukaki says he is very impressed with your knowledge of his culture.
- Zukaki: Coward.”

Larry Miller - Adrian Beltz
Richard Narita - Zukaki
Denice Kumagai - Kim

“- Rupert Pupkin: I can take a hint, Jerry! I just wanna ask you to listen to my stuff for 15 minutes, that's all! Is that asking too much?
- Jerry Langford: Yes, it is. I have a life, ok?
- Rupert Pupkin: Well, I have a life too.
- Jerry Langford: That's not my responsibility!”

Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin
Jerry Lewis - Jerry Langford

“You're not bothering me. You're interrupting me, but you're not bothering me.”
Walter Matthau - Dan Snow

“Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?”

Ray Romano - Manny

“- Steve Arlo: Are you telling me that, instead of calling me, you had me fly up here so you could tell me to go straight back to the computer - and then fly back again tonight?
- Daryl Zero: It wasn't an emergency. There was no reason to risk the long-distance lines.”
Ben Stiller - Steve Arlo
Bill Pullman - Daryl Zero

“- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
- Jo Dee Fostar: Why?
- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?”
Dom DeLuise - Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar

- Townsman: Are you sure there are two l's in "dollar", Gideon?
- Gideon: Yes! And are there two g's in "bugger off"?
David Mowat - Gideon