Boy quotes

“You have the emotional intelligence of a fifteen-years-old boy.”

Reese Witherspoon - Lauren

“- Mom: What's the matter?
- Dad: He's shavin'.
- Mom: Well... so what?
- Dad: ...his legs.”
Barbara Barrie - Mom
Paul Dooley - Dad

“There's no such thing as a nice sixteen year old boy.”
Liev Schreiber - Marty Kantrowitz

“A good boy does not go around spreading lies.”

Udo Kier - Lorenzini

“This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.”
Malcom McDowell - Principal Gibbons

“- Angela: She said you were a bad guy. You don't seem like a bad guy.
- Roy Waller: That's what makes me good at it.”
Alison Lohman - Angela
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“Guys can have nightmares too, you know. You haven't got a corner on the market or something.”

Jsu Garcia - Rod Lane

“Boys never used to notice me before. I wasn't even on their list of alternatives.”
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“- Pinocchio: Someday, I'm gonna be a real boy!
- Geppetto: A real boy! It's my wish! It's come true!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto

“Men. Boys. What's the difference?”
Dee Hepburn - Dorothy

“My dear, when you get to be my age, you'll find there are more important things in life than boys!”

Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“We spent 10 million dollars training this kid; and we did not teach him how to talk to a girl?”

Keith David - CIA Director

“How I wish this cruel business of war could be completed quickly. It leaves me heartsick to think of sending so many young men.”
Tom Selleck - Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower

“One of these days one of you boys is going to start one of these scenes differently and one of us girls is going to drop dead from surprise.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lee Leander

“- Seymour: So, was that your boyfriend?
- Enid: Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend. He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.”
Steve Buscemi - Seymour
Thora Birch - Enid

- Kanaka: Mistress Ann, I've been a bad boy.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: And bad boys get spanked. Bad boys get tortured!
Thomas Gibson - Kanaka
Lauren Ambrose - Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest

“- Carol: I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?
- Picardo: It's dark... and it's cold.
- Carol: It's your future. Keep this up, and you will spend the rest of your life stabbing trash by the highway.”

Elizabeth Mitchell - Carol
Andrew Stone - Picardo

“- Enid: I don't know... I kinda like him. He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kinda cool.
- Rebecca: That guy is many things but he's definetely not cool.”

Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.”
Charles Judels - The Coachman
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow

“Listen to me, you're with the wrong guy. I'm the right guy.”
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy

“You've made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore!”

Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby

“- Angela: Your face looks fine. I have never seen anyone spend so much time in a mirror!
- Suzanne: Relax! I just wanna look good for the boys. You did remember to invite some cute boys to the party I hope.
- Angela: Of course I did, and we're gonna scare the shit out of them.”
Amelia Kinkade - Angela
Linnea Quigley - Suzanne

“The entire world has got to be going tonight, Jennifer. I mean, do you know what this means? The odds for meeting guys moves way up!”
Robin Menken - Maddy

- Jeb Stuart: How'd they ever come to name you Kit Carson Holliday?
- "Kit Carson" Holliday: Mr. Carson and my dad were very good friends and they were so sure I was going to be a boy that they named me before I was born.
Errol Flynn - Jeb Stuart
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - "Kit Carson" Holliday

“Personally, I think a boy's penis should look just like his father's.”
Josh Brolin - Agent Tony Kent