Breakfast quotes

“- Jules Winnfield: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
- Brett: Hamburgers.
- Jules Winnfield: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Frank Whaley - Brett

“I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.”

Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell

“I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before, before.”
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

“When was the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed? When was the last time you gave her anything in bed?”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.”
Christopher Lambert - Lou

“Do you know what I had for breakfast this morning, rookie? How do you say... I had Sunny side up, und I had Sunny side down, und I had Sunny side all the vay around.”
John Patrick Reger - Rudi

“- Sara Crewe: Look! Just what we ordered!
- Becky: I'm a little scared about all of this.
- Sara Crewe: Me too. Do you think we shouldn't eat it?
- Becky: I'm not that scared!”

Liesel Matthews - Sara Crewe
Vanessa Chester - Becky

“- Pop: Kid, your breakfast's on the table boy, you wanna come down here and eat this shit before it gets cold?
- Christopher 'Kid' Harris: It would help if you didn't call it shit, Pops.
- Pop: It would help me too if you get your ass down here & eat it!”
Robin Harris - Pop
Christopher Reid - Christopher 'Kid' Harris

“No self-respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.”

Maury Chaykin - Sam Tipton

“Early don't eat breakfast. He thinks it’s a conspiracy put together by the cereal people.”
Juliette Lewis - Adele Corners

“- Violet Sanford: What do you want?
- Kevin O'Donnell: Well, it's, uh, 3 in the morning, I want what every man wants. Breakfast!”
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Adam Garcia - Kevin O'Donnell

“- Jack McDermott: Great! Breakfast. I'm starved.
- Henry Sikorsky: That's not ours. That's Ed's.
- Jack McDermott: Did Ed make the sun shine? Did Ed make the wheat grow?
- Henry Sikorsky: I don't know the man.”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott
Chris Lloyd - Henry Sikorsky

“- Dr. Bob Moore: Why don't we just drop our pants and see who's got the bigger dick? Then we can go back and have a nice, civilized breakfast.
- Dr. Bill Capa: Wouldn't be civilized.
- Dr. Bob Moore: Why?
- Dr. Bill Capa: You'd be sulking!”
Scott Bakula - Bob Moore
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“- Employee: Sorry, sir, we stopped serving breakfast.
- Sonny Koufax: What are you talking about? We're four seconds late.
- Employee: No, you're 30 minutes and four seconds late. We stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.
- Sonny Koufax: Aw, horseshit!”
Samantha Brown - Employee
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“- Dolly Modino: You mustn't skip breakfast. It's the most imp... important meal.
- Victor Modino: I'm fat, ma.
- Dolly Modino: You are not fat, you are not. Honey, you're husky, you're... you're well-built, you're macho!
- Victor Modino: I am fat, ma!”
Shelley Winters - Dolly Modino
Pruitt Taylor Vince - Victor Modino

“Now you'll find out why Ms. Sherwood shows up for breakfast, Tom. It's not love, it's my coffee machine.”
Jude Law - Dickie Greenleaf

“What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.”
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“- Eddie Moscone: Let's go have some breakfast.
- Jack Walsh: I don't eat breakfast.
- Eddie Moscone: Well then have an early lunch, let's go!”
Joe Pantoliano - Eddie Moscone
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Brian: I'll stick with the brew.
- Doug: Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“Coffee and cigarettes. That's like the breakfast of champions.”
Jim Jarmusch - Bob

“I wrap the cake up in my vomit bag, and voila!... Breakfast! Conservation, Managing resources... that is the key to Baseball.”

Daniel Stern - Brickma

“- Jeremy Collier: I'm not having dinner
- Bob Collier: And why not?
- Jeremy Collier: I had a big breakfast.”
Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Martin Sheen - Bob Collier

“- Loretta Lynn: This food's cold.
- Doolittle Lynn: That's because it froze on the way over here from the damn restaurant. You want a hot breakfast, you got to come with me.”
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn

“Order some breakfast! It's the most important meal of the day. You should take better care of yourself.”

Gene Hackman - David Brice

“It's really amazing, you know, no matter how little milk you pour on the bowl, there's always some left at the end, so you have to pour more cereal or slurp the milk like you're some kind of a dog, I won't take it, I'd rather be dead!”

Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows