Brothers quotes

- Lesly: I can't talk that way about your brother.
- "Jackie-O" Pascal: Pretend he is not my brother, I do.
Tori Spelling - Lesly
Parker Posey - "Jackie-O" Pascal

“- Skids: Are you scared?
- Mudflap: Scared? Scared of your ugly face!
- Skids: I'm ugly? Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!”

Tom Kenny - Skids
Reno Wilson - Mudflap

“- Simone, Tannis: [together] What?
- Elise: Don't talk in unison. It's creepy.
- Simone, Tannis: [together] Sorry, Mom.”
Anna Hopkins - Simone
Natalie Krill - Tannis
Lauren Holly - Elise

“- Mildred Cruthers: He was like a brother to me.
- Bernstein: He was your brother.”
Cloris Leachman - Mildred Carruthers
Robert Morley - Bernstein

“I love this guy, he's like the brother I never had, wait a minute! He is the brother I never had!”
Harry Anderson - Richie Tozier

“- Mr. Henry: I don't mean to offend you, Bob. But your brother's a cocksucker. Does that offend you?
- Bob Mapplethorpe: No, that didn't offend me.
- Mr. Henry: Good.”
James Caan - Mr. Henry
Robert Musgrave - Bob Mapplethorpe

“- Linus Larrabee: [to David] And you didn't see her before she left? You didn't talk to her?
- David Larrabee: Oh, sure, I said goodbye, and I think I wished her luck. Maybe not. I told her I felt kind of funny accepting my brother's hand-me-downs ... and I said don't take it personally, and you've always been generous to your women in the past,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Harrison Ford - Linus Larrabee
Greg Kinnear - David Larrabee

“- Jessica: What are you doing, wearing my bra?
- Booger Spencer: I'm not wearing your bra. I was simply holding it against myself.”

Rob Schneider - Jessica
Matt Weinberg - Booger

“- Damien Thorn: I love you, Mark. You're like my brother.
- Mark Thorn: No! No!
- Damien Thorn: You are my brother. And you mean more to me than...
- Mark Thorn: No! The Beast has no brother! Don't call me your brother!”
Jonathan Scott-Taylor - Damien Thorn
Lucas Donat - Mark Thorn

“Please don't mind my brother, Mr. Destry. He's always threatening to blow people's heads off.”
Irene Hervey - Janice Tyndall

“Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his penis on his forehead just to gain the approval of his sociopathic older brother. And Matt, you think Elyse is an uptight, geeky prude who needs to, uh, loosen up a bit and get laid.”
Eugene Levy - Mr. Levenstein

“- Ex-Wife #2: Antoine? He told me his name was Luther!
- Rasputia: Who is that ho?
- Ex-Wife #3: Luther? He told me he was gay!
- Deion Hughes: No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.”
Sara Sanderson - Ex-Wife
Eddie Murphy - Rasputia
Smith Cho - Ex-Wife
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Deion Hughes

“We're gonna do this the scanner way. I'm gonna suck your brain dry! Everything you are is gonna become me. You're gonna be with me Cameron, no matter what. After all, brothers should be close, don't you think?”
Michael Ironside - Darryl Revok

- Dr. Berger: It hurts to be mad at him, doesn't it?
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: God, I loved him. It's not fair. You just do one wrong thing, and...
- Dr. Berger: And what was the one wrong thing you did? You know. You know.
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: I hung on. I stayed with the boat.
- Dr. Berger: Exactly.

Judd Hirsch - Berger
Timothy Hutton - Conrad

“You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.”
Donna Pescow - Eileen Stevens

“- Logan: We're done.
- Victor Creed: We could never be done, James. After all, we're brothers. And brothers look out for each other.”
Hugh Jackman - Logan
Liev Schreiber - Victor Creed

“- Frank James: Mr. Rixley?
- Jacob Rixley: That's right.
- Frank James: My name is Frank James. I came here to turn myself in. Here's my gun. I want something in return. I want to be able to bury my brother.
- Jacob Rixley: Suppose I don't agree to your terms?
- Frank James: Then I'll kill you.”
Stacy Keach - Frank James
James Whitmore Jr. - Mr. Jacob Rixley

“- Mike Mulcahey: Joe, we are brothers. I'm younger than you are. I'm a man of your time. What do we brother's lack...?
- Joe Nast: So... uh, so many things...?
- Mike Mulcahey: One thing!... one... time!”
Dabney Coleman - Mike Mulcahey
Jake Gyllenhaal - Joe Nast

“My brother, he's as drunk as a scunk.”
Gerard Kearney - Big Con

“They were most dangerous when they had a camera in their hands. They had a camera in their hands a lot.”

Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Marshall

“- Joker: I'm not stupid, you're stupid.
- Karla: No you're stupid.
- Joker: Don't call me stupid, I'm sensitive.
- Karla: Just where's the car keys?
- Joker: You're stupid.
- Karla: Bye.”
Jacob Vargas - Joker
Lisa Rodrìguez - Karla

“- Ray Ferrier: Haven't you heard? Between me and my brother, we know everything.
- Rachel Ferrier: What's the capital of Australia?
- Ray Ferrier: That's one my brother knows.”
Tom Cruise - Ray Ferrier
Dakota Fanning - Rachel Ferrier

“Every war has its casualties, just ask my brother.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce

“- Hallie: Want one?
- Annie: Oh, sure, I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with... I eat them with peanut butter.
- Hallie: You do? That is so weird [takes out a jar of peanut butter].
- Hallie: So do I!
- Annie: You're kidding! Most people find that totally disgusting.
- Hallie: I know, I don't get it.
- Annie: Me either.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

- Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: Connie! Your mother did come to the hospital, you know she did, she had the flu and couldn't come inside but she came to the hospital!
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: She never would have had any flu if Buck was in the hospital, she would have come if Buck was in the hospital!
- Beth Jarrett: Buck never would have been in the... (continue)(continue reading)
Donald Sutherland - Calvin
Timothy Hutton - Conrad
Mary Tyler Moore - Beth