California quotes

“- Vada Sultenfuss: California. I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch.
- Thomas J. Sennet: I wanna live with them too.
- Vada Sultenfuss: No, you can't. They have enough kids. You'll have to live with the Partridge Family.
- Thomas J. Sennet: Really?!”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“- María: I always dreamed of going to California.
- Richard Boyle: It's a wacko joint. Not like El Salvador.”
Elpidia Carrillo - María
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“- Corey Woods: Two tickets to California.
- Bus Clerk: Do you have someplace specific in mind or do you just want to be dumped off at the border?
- Corey Woods: Is Los Angeles specific enough?”
Fred Savage - Corey Woods
Roy Conrad - Bus Clerk

“- Tom Hardy: How was California?
- Danny Detillo: Sunny.
- Tom Hardy: Sunny? You've been out there two years and that's all you've got to say?
- Danny Detillo: The Simpsons are on an hour earlier.”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Tom Sizemore - Det. Danny Detillo

“- Terry: If you're looking to be a bad boy in L.A., Snake's the boy to be bad with. Right, Snake?
- Snake: You know it.”

Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry
Jonathan Avildsen - Snake

“- Rosalee Futch: So he's going to stay in the motel while he fixes up the farm.
- Pete Monash: Like, he's a farmer, all of a sudden?
- Rosalee Futch: I think he'll be a good farmer.
- Pete Monash: Rosie, he's from Malibu, California okay? The only thing they grow there are breasts.”

“I adore San Francisco! My favorite ex-husband lives there.”
Glenn Hughes - Village People: Leatherman

“Why don't I take you to California? You can have fresh squeezed orange juice every day. If you've got a back yard there, you've got fresh fruit.”
Vincent Gallo - Russell Pataki

“- Sara McDowel: What did you have in mind?
- Harris K. Telemacher: Well, I was thinking of taking you on a cultural tour of L.A.
- Sara McDowel: That's the first fifteen minutes, then what?”
Victoria Tennant - Sara McDowel
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“No one, I am telling you, no one in Beverly Hills is ever going to do business with a black man.”

James Woods - Jake Wise

“We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.”
Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“- Ellie Grimbridge: Irish Halloween masks?
- Daniel Challis: In California, you never know.”
Stacey Nelkin - Ellie Grimbridge
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“- Jess Robin: Hello?
- Bubba: So how's my favorite white man?
- Jess Robin: Bubba! How's L.A.? You still working on your tan?
- Bubba: Every day, Jess, every day.”
Neil Diamond - Jess Robin

“It's my kind of place. Dangerous, with pimps, whores without class, rip-off artists, and other hard-core turf shattered types entertaining fantasies too desparate to mention... just naked reality twenty-four hours a day. I've always had a love affair with the streets.”

Ben Gazzara - Charles Serking

“You never have to buy no fruit on account, it's all on the trees everywhere you turn. And they ain't got no speed limits. I hear your first month's rent is free, state law. So I'm thinking till we get settled we'll just move around from month to month.”

Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“- Trudi: He said it's the first day of spring.
- Harris K. Telemacher: Oh shit! Open season on the L.A. freeway!”
Marilu Henner - Trudi
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“- Betty Sizemore: He also works at Loma Vista.
- Chief Nurse Iris Foster: What is that?
- Betty Sizemore: It's the real pretty area, with the palm trees out front and the mountains in the background.
- Chief Nurse Iris Foster: You have just described all of southern California.”
Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore
Cynthia Martells - Chief Nurse

“- Ellen: Sunnyvale? What states that in?
- Eve: The Sunshine State.
- Ellen: Oh, Florida.”
Jillian Fargey - Ellen
Tyra Banks - Eve

“- Lula Rogers: Earl, what are you doing?
- Earl Blackstock: Just trying to feel like I was back in California.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Lula Rogers

“All right, then you can go to some nice, warm place, and I don't mean California”
Glenda Farrell - Florence

“- Roger Murtaugh: That's downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here?
- Martin Riggs: Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year when you can actually see it!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

- Newspaperman: Isn't it true that an accident in your west coast nuclear plant could stimulate seismic activity in the San Andreas fault, which could destroy most of southern California?
- Tony Abbott: I think you'd have to define "destroy".
Roger Bowen - Newspaperman
Charles Grodin - Tony Abbott

“I've learned a very important lesson today. I'll never shop east of Beverly Hills.”
Bobby Di Cicco - Wally Stephens