Calmness quotes

“- Det. Jim Campbell: What do you use 'em for?
- Lt. Jack Cole: I use 'em to calm my mind and to purify my thoughts.
- Det. Jim Campbell: I use Jack Daniels!
- Lt. Jack Cole: See now, we're trying to go to same place. We're just using different technique.”

Keenen Ivory Wayans - Det. Jim Campbell
Steven Seagal - Lt. Jack Cole

“When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.”

Dustin Hoffman - Bernard

- Robin Monroe: Ever since we've been here you've been so confident.
- Quinn Harris: Well I'm the captain. That's my job. It's no good for me to go waving my arms in the air and screaming "Oh shit, we're gonna die!”. That doesn't invoke much confidence, does it?
Anne Heche - Robin Monroe
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris

“Always stand still until you're done shooting. Nothin' scares a man more than for you to be standin' still when you should be runnin' like a spotted assed ape.”
Willie Nelson - Barbarosa

“Stay calm. Get in the fetal position. It won't bother you if you're in the fetal position… Abort the fetal position! It's not working!”

Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall

“All right, boys. Let's take a deep breath. Deflate your balls a little bit. Let some of that blood go back to your brains.”

Kim Dickens - Addy Monroe

“I don't have peace of mind. And if you don't have that, you've got nothing. So... So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself. What's it all about? You know what I mean?”
Jude Law - Alfie

“Ok, I’ve had a little scotch. I’m real calm.”
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“- Lt. Jack Cole: Once and a while you should cry because it cleanses the soul and you can use a little bit of that.
- Det. Jim Campbell: If I need a cleansing, I'll have a bran muffin.”
Steven Seagal - Lt. Jack Cole
Keenen Ivory Wayans - Det. Jim Campbell

“- President Kennedy: Those plans call for the use of nuclear weapons. So what is the next step?
- Dean Acheson: Hopefully cooler heads will prevail before we reach the next step.”
Bruce Greenwood - John F. Kennedy
Len Cariou - Dean Acheson

“- Eddie Hall: I don't understand how anybody can live at the beach. Those waves crashing and flopping all the time - drive me crazy.
- Jimmy Fields: I find it very peaceful. Most people do. I guess cops are just different.”
Michael Madsen - Eddie Hall
Andrew McCarthy - Jimmy Fields

“- Johnny Dangerously:Take it easy!
- Jocko Dundee: Take it easy? I'm standing here with my dork in my hand!”

Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously
Peter Boyle - Jocko Dundee

“I spent a lot of time learning not to react to things like other people do, it's my job. It doesn't always work.”
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer

“- Woody Stevens: Come on, guys, we're exhausted. I think we should take the bikes back to the hotel, put them in a shed with the doors closed, and then play Scrabble in the room with the shades down.
- Doug Madsen: Look Aunt Bea, maybe you want to do something else here in Mayberry!”
John Travolta - Woody Stevens
Tim Allen - Doug Madsen

“- Everett Calloway: You're a mechanic?
- Simon Wilder: No, I'm a Zen Buddhist, but that's close enough.”
Patrick Dempsey - Everett Calloway
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder

“I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Stansfield

“You're gonna be the nine-toes-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don't stop fucking with me. Now put the razor away.”
Eddie Murphy - Quick

“- Miyagi: The sun is warm, the grass is green.
- Julie Pierce: What?
- Miyagi: If today Julie-san get angry, just you repeat those words.”
Pat Morita - Miyagi
Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce

“I am calm. I am heartless. I have no fear whatsoever.”
Chris Lloyd - Rasputin

“Let's get the basic relationship down... I'm the lifeguard, you're the drowning man. If you relax, I can bring you to shore. If you fight me, then I'll have to slap you around.”

Danny Glover - Captain Bartholomew Clark

“- Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
- The Dude: Yeah, waving the fucking gun around?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
- The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Meg Altman: If we stay calm everything will be fine, okay? Just stay calm.
- Sarah Altman: You're making me nervous.
- Meg Altman: I'm sorry.”
Jodie Foster - Meg Altman
Kristen Stewart - Sarah Altman

“We're not helping anything by losing our temper. Let's just get our heads together. Whatever we associate in our nervous system determines our behavior. Just relax.”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“Notice how I remain calm? That's why I'm the Governor.”
George Grizzard - Governor

“I moved here and I thought, Great! I'm outta the big city and I'm finally in a place where everybody isn't gonna be crawling up everybody's asshole every day! A place where maybe my biggest nightmare is going to be getting some goddamn cat out of a tree! But forget that! Everybody is insane, everywhere!”
Ed Harris - Sheriff Alan Pangborn