Canada quotes

“I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Wally Sparks

“Don't mind her. She's French-Canadian. Some days she's Canadian. Can be quite pleasant. Today she's obviously French.”

Robert Taylor - Skip Taylor

“Fez-I just wish that there was someplace in the world where prejudice didn't exist.
Michael Kelso-Well, that's Canada... Yup, good ol' Canada. They don't make generalizations about people because they're too busy playin' hockey or gettin' drunk or puttin' maple syrup on their ham.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Fez-Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
Steven Hyde-Well, the beer is stronger. And as a result, their women look prettier.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“- President of the United States: You sold control of American missiles to a foreign country?
- R.J. Hacker: If you can call Canada foreign.
- Stu Smiley: … or a country.”
Alan Alda - President of the United States
G.D. Spradlin - R. J. Hacker
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley

“- Tim: I have no idea why I'm going to Canada.
- Mort: Naked women, Tim. You love naked women.”
Jason Gedrick - Tim Reese
Josh Charles - Mort Golden

“Is this Canada?”

Levi Miller - Peter Pan

“I wanted to make Canadian films, and I ended up making American films.”
Ted Kotcheff

“Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray, all day, every day.”

Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon

- RCMP Helecopter: Attention, please. Attention, please. This is the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Would you come down from the tower, please.
- Honey: If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it!
Rhea Perlman - Honey

“I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.”
Dan Aykroyd - Highway Patrolman

“Nobody told us there was two America: the real one, United State, and the fake one, Canada. Then, to make matter even worse, there's two Canada: the real one, Ontario, and the fake one, Quebec.”
Paul Sorvino - Gino Barberini

“It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.”

Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon

“Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!”
Brad Sullivan - Gus

“- Highway Patrolman: Ah, Americans. Welcome to Ontario, sportsman's paradise!
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: Isn't it though.”
Dan Aykroyd - Highway Patrolman
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer

“The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.”
Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon

“- Sheriff Bud Boomer: There it is, men. Toronto.
- Roy Boy: It's beautiful. Like no other city I've ever seen. It's like Albany. Only cleaner.”
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer
Kevin J. O'Connor - Roy Boy

When have you ever heard anyone say: "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley

“- Roy Boy: Are you sure we're in Canada?
- Honey: You smell anything?
- Roy Boy: No.
- Honey: Exactly. Canada!”
Kevin J. O'Connor - Roy Boy
Rhea Perlman - Honey

“- Mike Nelson: I'm beginning to think they're not from around here.
- Tom Servo: No, I bet you they're English, or Canadian.”

Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“- Sheriff Bud Boomer: The capital Toronto.
- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!
- Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley.”
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer
Steven Alexander Wright - RCMP Officer at Headquarters
Kevin J. O'Connor - Roy Boy