Ceremony quotes

“Today, as we launch the destroyer, U.S.S. The Sullivans, the parents of the five Sullivan boys are here to share in the tribute to their sons, even as they shared their fighting spirit.”
Bert Moorhouse - Naval Officer at Boat Launching

“- Deanna Troi: You needn't worry. I'm going to brief your new counselor on everthing she needs to know.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, like hell you are. You already know too much about me. But I take it that there will be no speeches during the ceremony on Betazed?
- William Riker: No, no speeches and... no clothes.”
Marina Sirtis - Deanna Troi
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker

“The five Sullivan boys are gone; the U.S.S. The Sullivans carries on. May God bless and protect this ship. May her destiny be as glorious as the name she bears.”
Bert Moorhouse - Naval Officer at Boat Launching

“- Ubergonzo: Gonzo, by surviving and thriving on this alien planet, you have proven yourself audacious, courageous, and distinctly one of a kind. We welcome you back with our most ceremonious of ceremonies.
- Gonzo: What's that?
- Ubergonzo: We gonna blow you up, baby.”
Jerry Nelson - Ubergonzo
Dave Goelz - Gonzo

“- Frank: Gil, you have a good memory. Uh, was it yours or Helen's or Susan's wedding I got drunk at?
- Gil: It was all three, Dad. Congratulations.”
Jason Robards - Frank
Steve Martin - Gil

“- Queen Constantina: So many beautiful girls! He'll meet someone tonight.
- King Maximillian: And if he doesn't?
- Queen Constantina: This ball will never end!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina
Victor Garber - King Maximillian

“- Frank Rittenhauer: I just wanna tell you, you really look dynamite today, Beverly.
[toasts the camera]
- Ted Reilly: Yeah, Tom, you are a lucky man. Boy, would I like to get some of that.
- Richard: Good lord.
- Ted Reilly: Oh, God. No. Richard, you got an edit button on that thing?
- Richard: [backing away] It'll cost you!”

Sean McCann - Frank Rittenhauer
Zach Grenier - Ted Reilly
David Spade - Richard