Changing quotes

“- Tyrone: You just watch your step, McGurke. This place here changes a man.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Yeah? In what way?
- Tyrone: I used to be white.”
Bruce A. Young - Tyrone
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Aladar: He's my grandfather - couple of generations removed.
- Zini: Try a couple of species removed.”

D.B. Sweeney - Aladar
Max Casella - Zini

“- Dominic Manetta: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
- Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?”
Joseph Rigano - Dominic Manetta
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“It's gonna take a lot of Bon Ami to make this place livable.”

Diana Scarwid - Bess Truman

“John Reid was just a memory; the Masked Man had taken his place. But that doesn't mean his heart wasn't touched when he saw Amy Striker's face. Amy had to stay to do his uncle's work and to keep his dreams alive. But unless the Masked Man could find Cavendish, true justice would never survive.”
Merle Haggard - Balladeer

“- Michael Fitzsimmons: So are you going to marry Mr. Blue Impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?
- Peggy Sue: No... I already did that.”
Kevin J. O'Connor - Michael Fitzsimmons
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue

“- Marlene 'Marl' Craven: Cancel my morning.
- Marlene's Assistant: But you have a showing! What do I tell them?
- Marlene 'Marl' Craven: You have a Harvard education, make something up!”
Julianne Moore - Marlene Craven
Tom Francis - Marlene's Assistant

“- Jamal Wallace: I ain't seen nothing change.
- William Forrester: You ain't seen nothing? What the hell kind of sentence is that?”
Rob Brown - Jamal Wallace
Sir Sean Connery - William Forrester

“- Doctor Pretorius: Everything is now ready for you and me to begin our supreme collaboration!
- Henry Frankenstein: No, no. Don't tell me of it. I don't want to hear! I've changed my mind. I won't do it!”
Ernest Thesiger - Doctor Pretorius
Colin Clive - Dr. Frankenstein

“Things change. Always do. You'll get your chance! Important thing is, when it comes, you've got to grab with both hands, and hold on tight!”

Vernon Washington - Otis

“If the rules don't work, you change them.”
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz

“- Stokely: What are we going to do with the police not being an option?
- Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
- Casey: If he's really your dad anymore.”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“- David: My father believes God is just and merciful and the world can be remade in his image.
- Sarah: And you don't?
- David: I think God has a lot to answer for. And I don't think you can change the world; not much anyway.”
Tom Hanks - David
Cristina Marsillach - Sarah

“I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status.”
Jeff Kober - Booga

“Living here day by day, you think it's the center of the world. You believe nothing will ever change. Then you leave: a year, two years. When you come back, everything's changed. The thread's broken. What you came to find isn't there. What was yours is gone. You have to go away for a long time... many years... before you can come back and find...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philippe Noiret - Alfredo

“- The Devil: How would you like to make one simple decision that'll change your life forever?
- Elliot Richards: Ok, I'm glad scientology works for you but.”
Liz Hurley - The Devil
Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards

“- Anne Shirley: Don't you ever imagine things differently from what they are?
- Marilla Cuthbert: No.
- Anne Shirley: Oh Marilla, how much you miss.”
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert
Colleen Dewhurst - Marilla Cuthbert

“- Aladdin: I was so stupid to think I could change him.
- Genie: Trying to show him a better life wasn't stupid, Al.”

Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Robin Williams - The Genie

“As we neared the end of the twentieth century, the rich were richer, the poor, poorer. And people everywhere now had a lot less lint, thanks to the lint rollers made in my hometown. It was truly the dawn of a new era.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“I'm really sorry about the way I've been acting lately. It's just that this is a really hard transition for me and I've... been confused. But I'm not confused anymore... Please don't give up on me.”

Alyssa Milano - Lily Leonetti

“You were going to change him, you said. You haven't changed him. He's changed you!”

Frank Morgan - Judge Cotton

“I am not crazy! I know the difference between bad luck and the Divine Hand. Harry, if your shoelace breaks once, fine. Twice, tough. Three times? Hell, change the brand. But if your shoelace breaks every day for two years it's time to check your Bible!”
Aidan Quinn - Seth Warner

- Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine". How did your family come by it?
- Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
- Prince John: You mean you changed it to "Latrine"?
- Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse".
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Tracey Ullman - Latrine

It was a cold and rainy day in March. I went to Kristoff's where I usually get my hair done. But Kristoff wasn't there. He had mysteriously disappeared. In his place was a stranger named Rinaldo. I'll never forget him. His eyes were steely gray. His hands were like ice. He said “I’ll streak your hair and I'll give you a body wave.” He worked... (continue)(continue reading)
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“- Steve Wozniak: Where's your beard?
- Steve Jobs: In the bathroom sink. I shaved it off.
- Steve Wozniak: Well, how come?
- Steve Jobs: 'Cause banks don't like beards.”
Joey Slotnick - Steve Wozniak
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs