Charity quotes

I was driving around with this buddy of mine, he was a big atheist, and we came to a stop, next to this homeless guy. And my buddy takes out a 100 dollar bill, and leans out the window, and he says, "Do you believe in God?". And the guy looks at my friend, and he looks at the money, he says, "Uh, yes, I do". My friend says, "wrong answer", and... (continue)(continue reading)
Ethan Hawke - Jesse

“Like charity, I believe glamour should begin at home.”
Loretta Young

“We helped build a school for orphans. They were orphans because the warlord across the border didn't like their tribe. I know that God has a plan for me, I just hope it's to help protect orphans, not make any.”
Chris Klein - 2nd Lt. Jack Geoghegan

“- Major Bergman: You clearly aim to harm the Reich and its armed forces.
- Don Pietro Pellegrini: That wasn't exactly my aim.
- Major Bergman: Then what would you call a man who not only provides refuge and forged documents to Italians plotting attacks on our soldiers but even shelters German deserters?
- Don Pietro Pellegrini: A man who...” (continue)(continue reading)
Harry Feist - Major Bergmann
Aldo Fabrizi - Don Pietro Pellegrini

“Hello. Yes, Reverend Mosby... Uh-huh. I'll certainly ask him but I doubt if he'll be available. I understand it's for a local charity. Um-hmmm... I'm writing it all down [she writes nothing down]. Okay, got it. Sounds very worthwhile, I-agree but unfortunately, I see that Mr. Parker will be out of the country those days. Yes, I'll be sure to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake

“All social life is now charity fund-raisers. I get fifteen letters a day for everything from Yugoslavian dog illnesses to marathon-runners' nipple diseases.”
Anjelica Huston

“It's better to help people than garden gnomes.”
Audrey Tautou - Amélie Poulain

“For eighty years, I've tried to live... a decent life. I've given a billion dollars to charity. If this comes to trial... none of that will be remembered. I'll just go out... the joke of the world.”
E.G. Marshall - Walter Sullivan

“If you think that by giving cold fusion to the world and giving up unimaginable wealth you'll make us happy, you're right.”
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar

“Charity work. I gather these for those less fortunate than myself who can't afford pornography.”
Mel Smith - Rocco Melonchek

“- Neo: Sometimes people can be helped for no reason other than human charity.
- Nyla: Men, you're all useless and crazy.”
Norris Culf - Neo
Jennifer Delora - Nyla

“Sorry madam, I don't work on Sundays.”

“This is your job. You want a clear conscience, go start a charity.”
Ben Affleck - Ivan Block

“If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”
Bob Hope

- Albert: You know what he said, "With malice toward none and charity to all".
- Louise: And the last thing he said was "Look honey, I've got these two great seats for the theater tonight".
- Albert: Jesus, why did I have to bring up Lincoln?

Richard Benjamin - Albert
Jessica Lange - Louise

“I'm about to donate some money to remove my foot from your ass foundation!”
Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper

“- Columbus: Why do you want to help me?
- Santangel: Faith, hope, charity. But greater than all these is banking.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus
Frank Langella - Santangel

“I'm gonna start doing that pro bono work that you recommended that I do. But I'm gonna do it from our office. The first thing we're gonna do is help a man buy a house.”

Ben Affleck - Gavin Banek

“- Sylvia Mallory: This is William. William had heart surgery just seven days ago, and thanks to the blood transfusions paid for by your generosity at tonight's premier, he's going to be alright. Aren't you William?
- William: I don't want to be here!
- Sylvia Mallory: William's a little grumpy.
- William: Get off of me, ugly!
- Sylvia Mallory:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mink Stole - Mrs. Sylvia Mallory
Jeffrey Wei - William

“I am only here because I owe Leslie a thousand favors. I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”

Nick Offerman - Ron Swanson

“Elliot wanted to dedicate his life to helping other people and in the end, he died for them. Be proud of him. Miss him, but be proud of him.”

Angelina Jolie - Sarah Jordan

“- Mickey Goldmill: You're wearing your anatomy out for charity. Nobody else does this much for charity.
- Rocky Balboa: Bob Hope would.
- Mickey Goldmill: [pause, nods] That's true.”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey Goldmill
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Perhaps we are all refugees from something, but I see now there is nothing to fear, that the world we hold onto, the lives we cherish, are a part of something greater, something more.”
Angelina Jolie - Sarah Jordan

“- Tiny Tim: Merry Christmas, Mister Scrooge.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Don't beg on this corner, boy.
- Tiny Tim: I'm not begging, Sir. I'm Tim Cratchit. I'm waiting for my father.”

Anthony Walters - Tiny Tim
George C. Scott - Ebenezer Scrooge

“- Simon Wilder: Hey, you know what the greatest nation in the world is?
- Donation Student: Well I hope it's the USA.
- Simon Wilder: Wrong. It's donation.”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder
Caroline Gibson - Donation Student