Charm quotes

“- Oscar Madison: What's the matter, don't you look at a good ass anymore?
- Abe: I'm not allowed to look at Pastrami, why should I look at an ass?”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Lou Cutell - Abe

“I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.”

Lance Guest - Michael Brody

“- Linda: Actually, it's the brains I'm more attracted to. I'm not so impressed by fancy feathers.
- Tulio: I know exactly what you mean. My favorite bird is a spotted owl. I've always been mesmerized by those big, round, intelligent eyes.”
Leslie Mann - Linda
Rodrigo Santoro - Tulio

“- James T. Kirk: Evaluation, Mr. Spock.
- Spock: Fascinating.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“- M: You don't like me, Bond. You don't like my methods. You think I'm an accountant, a bean counter more interested in my numbers than your instincts.
- James Bond: The thought had occurred to me.
- M: Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dame Judi Dench - M
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs.”

Jack Lemmon - Jerry

“I've seen the way women look at you, even though they know you're a priest - especially when they know actually.”

Jenna Elfman - Anna Riley

“- Joe Morelli: Oh, Jesus, Stephanie Plum. What the hell?
- Stephanie Plum: Wow, still charming.
- Joe Morelli: Oh, says the girl who ran me over with her car.
- Stephanie Plum: That was an accident, my foot slipped.
- Joe Morelli: Accident, my ass. You jumped the goddamn curb and broke my leg in three different places. I think of you every time...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason O'Mara - Joe Morelli
Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

“- Eddie Valiant: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
- Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.”

Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit

“Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy?”
Steve Martin - Clouseau

“- Zee: You wore it.
- Link: Are you kidding? I'll never take it off.”

Nona Gaye - Zee
Harold Perrineau - Link

“He might seem like a typical American, like a big unsophisticated child, but he's far more complex than that. Have you ever heard of the Marquis de Sade? Ted's a great admirer of de Sade. And a follower of Dr. Johnson. He's a complex - and in some ways dangerous - man. He has a serious romantic illusion problem. Women find him fascinating. His...” (continue)(continue reading)

Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.”
Sophia Loren

“- Connie: I like him! I saw him before when we were still girls. He was standing out front. We had this moment Carla. He was nice to me.
- Carla: What are you talking about?
- Connie: Right. Why would he ever be attracted to me? I'm a drag queen.”
Nia Vardalos - Connie
Toni Collette - Carla

“I guess charisma and eyeliner go a long way.”
Ashton Kutcher - Evan

“Believe it or not: Roy was just about the coolest boy in San Bernadino. About 40,000 Heineken ago.”
Bernadette Peters - Lou Ann McGuinn

“I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in: my voice, my face, even my smell. As if a need any of that. As if you could outrun me! As if you could fight me off! I'm designed to kill.”
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen

When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. "I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry". And you do that so that people in the room might go, "What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities".
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“Don't tell me to be cool. I am cool!”
Cedric the Entertainer - Sin LaSalle

“- Terry Randall: I see that, in addition to your other charms, you have that insolence generated by an inferior upbringing.
- Jean Maitland: Hmm! Fancy clothes, fancy language and everything!
- Terry Randall: Unfortunately, I learned to speak English correctly.”
Katharine Hepburn - Terry Randall
Ginger Rogers - Jean Maitland

“And then, suddenly, the crowds part and there he is: sleek, stylish... radiant with charisma. Bizarrely, he's on the telephone. But then, so are you. And then he comes towards you... the moves of a jungle cat. Although you quite correctly sense that he is... gay... like most devastatingly handsome single men of his age are, you think... what the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever seen in your life? Used to call him a young Jewish Marlon Brando.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

Every girl wants me. I should be in Hawaii drinking a piña colada, looking at some Hawaii chick: “Hello, honey”.
Corey Haim - Dinger

“All your boyhood stories make you so damn lovable.”
Rebecca Romijn - Lily

“Sexual attraction has nothing to do with character. Unless you're Eleanor Roosevelt.”
Bette Midler - CC Bloom