China quotes

“Anyone ever tell you you could pass for Asian?”

Dennis Dun - Walter

“- Kelly Scott: His scales were oval. He's an Asian Crocodile.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: Why... why would he come here? I mean, it's impossible. Asia. How would he get here?
- Hector Cyr: Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.”
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“- Nick Lassiter: Tell me about Berlin.
- Kari Von Fursten: Berlin... for me it is the only city. Well Shanghai can be pretty interesting.”
Tom Selleck - Nick Lassiter
Lauren Hutton - Kari Von Fursten

“Be grateful, little trolls in China don't even get milk.”

Jim Varney - Ernest

“- Loveless Hentchman: I learned that from a China man.
- James West: I just made that up.”

Will Smith - James West

“Bombs! I don't hear any bombs! Now they're up there. They came all the way from Asia. Don't you think they'd bring a few bombs along?”
Robert Stack - Maj. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell

“- Dodge: You're Chinese?
- Santiago: I'm Cuban. But I have an affinity for all cultures. Part of my mongrel upbringing on the streets of New York.
- Dodge: New York. That explains the hostility.”

Stephen Baldwin - Dodge
Victor Rivers - Santiago

“Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.”

Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“- Ed Pratt: Yuelin put up your guarantee.
- Jack Moore: I thought the embassy put it up.
- Ed Pratt: No.
- Ambassador Reed: In China, bail has nothing to do with money. It's reputation. To have you released today so that she could prepare a defense, Shen Yuelin put up her career, her future.”

Robert Stanton - Ed Pratt
Richard Tiffany Gere - Jack Moore
Richard Venture - Ambassador Reed

“- Malik Brody: Tell me about China. Is there a lot of Kung Fu shit going on?
- Toby Wong: What do you mean?
- Malik Brody: Like guys coming up to each other on the street going 'Your Kung Fu is pretty useless, as well as obsolete. You insult me! You bastard. Prepare to die!'.”
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody
Mark Dacascos - Toby Wong

“- Pu Yi - 15 Years: Is it true, Mr. Johnston, that many people out there have had their heads cut off?
- Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston: It is true, your majesty. Many heads have been chopped off. It does stop them thinking.”
Tao Wu - Pu Yi - 15 Years
Peter O'Toole - Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston

“Look at my eyes. I am Oriental.”

Johnny Yune - Bruce

“Now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none.”
Robert Fuhrmann - Rick Lauter