Chocolate quotes

“Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”
John C. McGinley - Dr.Cox

“- Julie Pierce: I wish I had courage like you.
- Miyagi: I wish I had chocolate bar with almonds.”
Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“Do you want some chocolate? I didn't think so. I eat this stuff all the time. White chocolate, dark chocolate. Of course I eat dark chocolate with meat and white chocolate with fish.”
Joe Fleishaker - Jacob Gelman

“There are thousands of children all over this beloved land of ours, scavenging the larders for something sweet. If only they came to me, I could tell them of the one person in England who has an inexhaustible supply of chocolate. It is I who have to carry her on, dead, as Cordelia. It is I who have to lift her up in my arms. Thank Christ, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Albert Finney - Sir

“I read a study and after the age of forty a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. So, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably won't be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me.”
Wendy Crewson - Lila

“I'm a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages.”
Carla Gugino

“- Putter: Billie Jean, I don't feel so good.
- Billie Jean: I wonder why, you only ate 12 Kit-Kats.”
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Lenny Feder: Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
- Donna Lamonsoff: I want to get wasted every day of my life.
- Becky Feder: I want to get chocolate wasted.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Ada-Nicole Sanger - Donna Lamonsoff
Alexys Nycole Sanchez - Becky Feder

“Did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.”
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka

“- Kyle Broflovski: Let me have some candy, Cartman.
- Eric Cartman: Let's see, hmm, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.
- Kyle Broflovski: Fine! Like you really need all that chocolate, fat boy!”
Matt Stone - Kyle Broflovski
Trey Parker - Eric Cartman

“- Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop? [licks her son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
- Kate: What if that had been poop?”
Maura Tierney - Caroline
Tina Fey - Kate

“- Ralph: I was just wondering if you could bring me something. Anything.
- Gordon: Anything, Your Majesty?
- Ralph: I've never had anybody bring me something before. I just wanna try it out.
- Gordon: Certainly. Perhaps an assortment of fine chocolates?
- Ralph: Got any Milk Duds?”
John Goodman - Ralph
Leslie Phillips - Gordon

“I am your friend. I have chocolate.”
Craig Wasson - Cpl. Stephen Courcey

“I pray. I meditate. I eat chocolate. I dance.”

Elizabeth Perkins - June Ellis

“- Kevin Lomax: What about love?
- John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.”
Keanu Reeves - Kevin Lomax
Al Pacino - John Milton