Christianity quotes

“The path of mercy. That means only that you abandon self. No one should interfere with another man's spirit. To help others is the way of the Buddha and your way, too. The two religions are the same in this. It is not necessary to win anyone over to one side or another when there is so much to share.”

Tadanobu Asano - Interpreter

“It behooves both the Jews and the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner!”

Charles Durning - Governor

“I hate these Catholic countries. It's all blushy-blushy and no sucky-fucky.”
Pierce Brosnan - Julian Noble

“Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things... Oh they've done some wonderful things in their time, they preserved the might and majesty, even the mystery of the Church of Rome, the sanctity of the sacrament and the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of the little rubber...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Palin - Dad

“You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes.”

Kathleen Freeman - Sister Mary Stigmata

“I was very ill last summer. For a while, I thought I was a goner. I woke up one night in my hospital bed, and I saw, standing there, a tall man, wearing a white robe, with a long white beard. I said, 'Who are you?' He said, 'I am the HolyGhost.' I said, 'Where are the Father and the Son?' He said, 'They're out of town.' I'm not a religious man,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Harry Ruby

“- Oscar Wilde: After three days in hell, Jesus rose from the dead, broke open his tomb, discarded his cerements and took his place forever in the heart of man. After 700 days of hard labour, my tomb is opened. I have tiptoed to the boattrain and am born again through him, with him and in France.
- Robert Robbie Ross: Very good, Oscar. We'll...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rupert Everett - Oscar Wilde
Edwin Thomas - Robert Robbie Ross
Colin Firth - Reggie Turner

“- David Grant: Where's your family?
- Kate Grant: Oh, they're over in the Catholic cemetery. Catholics wouldn't be caught dead around all these damn Lutherans.”

Will Forte - David Grant
June Squibb - Kate Grant

“If we're going to insist that a Christian's right to believe is subordinate to all the rights, then it's not a right!”
Jesse Metcalfe - Tom Endler

“These are some of the poorest people I know. They're more broke than the Ten Commandments.”
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“If you strive to do good, then you're a Christian. If you don't seek to hurt or betray others, you're a Christian. If you're true to yourself and treat others as you'd have them treat you, you're a Christian. The more a person parades their Christianity for the benefit of other, the less I'm inclined to trust the Christianity they claim to bring.”
Nicholas Farrell - Robert

“- Catholic Clergyman: Christ is more properly referred to as the son of God.
- Eddie Mannix: Not sure I follow, Padre.
- Rabbi: Young man, you don't follow for a very simple reason; these men are screwballs. God has children? What, and a dog? A collie, maybe? God doesn't have children. He's a bachelor. And very angry.
- Protestant Clergyman: He...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Pike Daniel - Catholic Clergyman
Josh Brolin - Eddie Mannix
Robert Picardo - Rabbi
Allan Havey - Protestan Clergyman

“I do believe in anything, provided it is incredible. That's why I intend to die a Catholic, though I never could live as one.”
Stephen Fry - Oscar Wilde

“- Cooper Harris: Check this out! I'm the Pope!
- Scott Thomas: Cooper, take off the Pope hat!
- Cooper Harris: Oh no, it's okay, I'm Catholic.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“Everyone knows a tree which flourishes in one kind of earth may decay and die in another. It is the same with the tree of Christianity. The leaves decay here. The buds die.”
Tadanobu Asano - Interpreter

“- Nancy Aglet:I am far more powerful than you can ever imagine!
- Father Luke Brophy: Maybe, however you are but one being. I represent the belief of far more people. Did you know that the Christian religion has over a billion followers?
- Nancy Aglet: Big deal, so does the wheel of fortune!”

Linda Blair - Nancy Aglet
Anthony Starke - Father Luke Brophy

This is America, and we're Christians here - aside from a few Jewish people who were just born that way - and I can tell you one thing: Jesus Christ and his apostles were certainly not into "man-on-man action", which is how they describe it on their porno videos, which, I am proud to say, Blockbuster does not carry. Um, I work there and it's... (continue)(continue reading)
Leslie Grossman - Girl Student

I'm a Catholic, which is the best of all the religions, really, because we have the most rules. And the best clothes. But among us, there is also a Buddhist, agnostic, we have a Baptist, and we have a "I don't know", which seems to be the fastest growing religion in the world. And now, we have "I think I'm Jewish", which is a new one for the... (continue)(continue reading)
Chris O'Dowd - Brother Geraghty

“Every kid that goes to Catholic school believes he's going to be a priest one day.”
Cheech Marin

“I've never hidden my Christianity in Hollywood, and I've been handled respectfully.”
Doug Jones

“- Brian Hope: Look Charlie, some con men sell life insurance. The church sells afterlife insurance. It's brilliant! Everyone thinks you might need it, and no one can prove you don't.
- Charlie McManus: The church isn't selling anything, Brian.”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“- Laforgue: When I die, Chomina, I will go to paradise. Let me baptise you so I may take you with me.
- Chomina: Why would I go to your paradise? Are my people there? My woman? My boy?”
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue
August Schellenberg - Chomina

“It's Good Friday. Have a Bloody Mary.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- John Constantine: Jesus didn't die from being nailed to a cross. He was killed by a soldier's spear.
- Angela Dodson: The Spear of Destiny. I'm a Catholic, John. I know the Crucifixion story.”
Keanu Reeves - John Constantine
Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson

- Libby: I feel like I've grown these past six years.
- Margaret: "Grown"? Honey, they don't want to hear that you've turned into some kind of tree, okay? So you just repeat after me, "If I could tradeplaces with my husband, I would".
- Libby: Ugh. "If I could tradeplaces with my husband, I would".
- Evelyn: That's good. Now, throw in a lot of... (continue)(continue reading)

Ashley Judd - Libby
Roma Maffia - Margaret
Davenia McFadden - Evelyn