Christians quotes

“- Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting: I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.
- William 'Boss' Tweed: Votes.
- Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting: Votes, you say? They vote how the archbishop...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daniel Day-Lewis - Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting
Jim Broadbent - William 'Boss' Tweed

“- Record Company Executive: Your fans are church folk, Johnny. Christians. They don't wanna hear you singing to a bunch of murderers and rapists, tryin' to cheer 'em up.
- John R. Cash: Well, they're not Christians, then.”

David Caffey - Record Company Executive
Joaquin Phoenix - John R. Cash

“There are sheep in this world and there are wolves in this world. And I know that you two boys are just two weary travelers who have lost your way. So, we are going to clean you up right with a baptism.”
Wayne Dehart - Blind Jasper John

“If you strive to do good, then you're a Christian. If you don't seek to hurt or betray others, you're a Christian. If you're true to yourself and treat others as you'd have them treat you, you're a Christian. The more a person parades their Christianity for the benefit of other, the less I'm inclined to trust the Christianity they claim to bring.”
Nicholas Farrell - Robert

“- Inoue: They can continue to be Christian. You may take some satisfaction in that. Because the roots are cut.
- Rodrigues: Nothing grows in a swamp.”
Issei Ogata - Inoue
Andrew Garfield - Rodrigues

“Show me a Catholic, and I'll show you a junkie.”

Scott Wilson - Capt. Billy Cutshaw

“I was born a Catholic and now I'm a lapsed Catholic. I'm something but I'm not a believer any more.”
Paul Bettany

“- Mary Surratt: I'm a Southerner. I'm a Catholic and a devoted mother above all else. But I am no assassin.
- Frederick Aiken: Your freedom is gonna require greater assurances than that.”
Robin Wright - Mary Surratt
James McAvoy - Frederick Aiken

“- Brother Buyl: You treat Christians equally with heathen savages. What do you offer in return?
- Columbus: A New World, Buyl.”
John Heffernan - Brother Buyl
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus

“He hates God. He is repulsed by all things Christian. But these things do not kill him, no. They only fill him with a rage.”

Christopher Plummer - Abraham Van Helsing

“Life is precious, especially if you're a Christian and only allowed to have one.”

Jodie Foster - Anna

“- Pauline Parker: Oh, I wish James Mason would do a religious picture! He'd be perfect as Jesus!
- Juliet Hulme: Daddy says the Bible's a load of bunkum!
- Pauline Parker: But we're all going to heaven?
- Juliet Hulme: I'm not! I'm going to The Fourth World... it's sort of like heaven. Only better, because there aren't any Christians!”
Melanie Lynskey - Pauline Parker
Kate Winslet - Juliet Hulme

“- William Kirwill: You know what a born-again Christian is, Renko?
- Arkady Renko: No.
- William Kirwill: Born-again Christians. They don't smoke, they don't swear, they don't fuck, all they do is talk about Jesus, try to walk on the goddamn water.”
Brian Dennehy - William Kirwill
William Hurt - Arkady Renko

“We bet that there is a God.”

Ralph Fiennes - Oscar Hopkins

“Do you think people like the Christians hire us to invite us to their dinner parties? It's our job to clean up their royal messes.”

Anthony Heald - Daniel Longdale

“- Mickey Fitzpatrick: Why are you getting so upset Dad? You don't even believe in God.
- Mr. Fitzpatrick: That doesn't mean I'm going to stop being a good Catholic.”
Edward Burns - Mickey Fitzpatrick
John Mahoney - Mr. Fitzpatrick

“- Jeffrey: Wait! You're really a priest?
- Father Dan: Of course.
- Jeffrey: But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
- Father Dan: Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a catholic priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.”

Steven Weber - Jeffrey
Nathan Lane - Father Dan

“- Bloom: By the way, in case you're wondering, I'm Jewish.
- Danny: Are you a Catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew?”
Ray McAnally - Bloom
Stephen Rea - Danny

“- Lacey: Joey, if you're such a good Catholic, why do you commit adultery?
- Joey: I'm a man; I got a lot of hormones in my body.”
Victoria Jackson - Lacey
Kevin Kline - Joey

“Buddha, please help Anna keep awake for scientific preparation of banquet, even though she is a woman and a Christian and therefore unworthy of your interest.”

Martin Vidnovic - The King of Siam

“Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!”
Clara Blandick - Auntie Em

“I have a message for all you good moral Christian people who are complaining that breasts and vaginas are obscene, but don't complain to me, complain to the manufacturer and Jesus told us not to judge.”

Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

“Forget this Judeo-Christian bullshit. The same people that taught us virtue are the very ones who enslaved us, baby.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.
[kids start screaming, reading "Playboy", and gambling]
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko