City quotes

“The Tucker Park Graffiti Removal Project was a great idea that just ran out of steam. We had removed five cartoon penises - not even 10% - when we were shut down due to lack of funding. To this day, I am haunted by those remaining penises. One penis in particular...”

Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope

“- Giselle: Nobody has been very nice to me.
- Robert: Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
- Giselle: Thank you.”
Amy Adams - Giselle
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip

“People in the cities cannot believe in nobility because they see no sign of it.”
Michael Greyeyes - Hank Elkrunner

“Hey, I tell you what is. Big city, hmm? Live, work, huh? But not city only. Only peoples. Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples, is dancing, is music, is potatoes. So, peoples is peoples. Okay?”
Louis Zorich - Pete

“City Hall is the decaying symbol of mismanagement and corruption.”
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man

“Did you hear what they said? There's gold in Harlem!”
Gregory Hines - Goldy

“- Dolly Harshaw: There's only two things to do in this town. You got a TV?
- Harry Madox: Nope.
- Dolly Harshaw: Well then, you're down to one. Lotsa luck!”
Virginia Madsen - Dolly Harshaw
Don Johnson - Harry Madox

“- Grandma Sarah: This can't be Santa Rio! My son, Tom Turner, said it was a thriving town!
- Kelly: It was, but when the silver run out, the thrivin' run out with it.”
Paula Trueman - Grandma Sarah
Matt Clark - Kelly

“- Lottie: Charley tells me you're from Los Angeles. What part?
- Oliver: All of me.”

Mae Busch - Lottie
Oliver Hardy - Oliver

“- Clooney: Are you from L.A.?
- Trabucco: Not necessarily.”
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney
Walter Matthau - Trabucco

“- Mr. Evans: Before this war began, my business took me there often. As I saw those northerners build that town, I witnessed the seeds of our destruction being sown.
- Jack Bull Chiles: The foundin' of that town was truly the beginnin' of the Yankee invasion.”

Zach Grenier - Mr. Evans
Skeet Ulrich - Jack Bull Chiles

“- Toninho: But she's quite unique! She's 5'10, braids, great legs and... she's a man!
- Operator: In San Francisco, that is not unique!”

Murilo Benício - Toninho Oliveira

“I'm gonna step outside and get some smog.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“We live in claustrophobia; the land of steel and concrete, trapped by dark waters. There is no escape, nor do we want it. We've come to thrive on it and each other. You can't get the adrenaline pumping without the terror, good people... I love this town.”

I asked myself "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?". Connecticut.
Glenn Close - Claire Wellington

“- Nicky: I like it here, it's so peaceful and quiet.
- Vicar Gerald Percy: If you think this is quiet, you should see Evensong.”
Valerie Edmond - Nicky
Leslie Phillips - Vicar

“- Freddy Krueger: Time to start all over again.
- Maggie Burroughs: But this isn't Springwood.
- Freddy Krueger: Every town has an Elm Street!”
Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger
Lisa Zane - Maggie Burroughs

“- Hoover Dam Guide: Now, can anybody tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas?
- Beavis: Yeah, I just have a question. Is this a God dam?”
Tim Guinee - Hoover Dam Guide
Mike Judge - Beavis

“All we've got going for us is the city. Our only hope is they're mired down in the same shit that you and I have to wade through every day.”
Jason Robards - Chief Rotzinger

“I was then taken east, in a cage. I was taken to Toronto. Then Philadelphia. And then to New York. And each time I arrived at another city, somehow the white men had moved all their people there ahead of me. Each new city contained the same white people as the last, and I could not understand how a whole city of people could be moved so quickly.”
Gary Farmer - Nobody

“- Dennis: Seriously, you guys should move out to L.A.
- Eliot: Sure, why not? Vinny can act, Ray can paint, and I can find some other fucking job I hate.”
Kevin Bacon - Dennis
John Malkovich - Eliot

“Let me give you a piece of advice here, Beck. You're a big city cop. If I was in the big city I'd listen to you. But this ain't the big city, this is Cottonwood, population twenty two thirty one. I'm the chief of police. This is my town, my territory. I'll make it real simple, nobody is gonna fuck with me here.”
Brad Sullivan - Chief Hillard

“This town sucks for heroes.”
William Sadler - Dorian Newberry

“This city... is Stalingrad. Stalingrad! This city bears the name of the Boss. It's more than a city, it's a symbol.”
Bob Hoskins - Nikita Khrushchev

“Soon the world will know the truth. That this is a city born of heroes. That one man can make a difference.”
Ben Affleck - Daredevil