Class quotes

“Just because you're in first class doesn't make you a first class person.”
Dame Judi Dench - Philomena Lee

“Cause your people, your class, and my religion is quite similar actually, because you just cannot wash it out, right, because it, it come out your mother's tits.”
Tom Hardy - Alfie Solomons

“When in doubt, go with the classics. That’s what I always say.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“Those are the kids in my class. Kids in uniforms don't smile very much.”
Joseph Cross - Joshua Beal

“If someone is very upper-class, you have a stereotype of him which is probably true. If someone has a working-class accent, you have no idea who you're talking to.”
Sir Michael Caine

“In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise?”
Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.”
Jimmy Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“We were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sakes. What the fuck were we training to be, Batmen?”
Jeff Anderson - Randal

“- Homeroom Teacher: Homeroom starts at 8:45 sharp.
- Bonnie: Sorry, my pedicure ran late.”
Janet Rotblatt - Homeroom Teacher
Neve Campbell - Bonnie

“- Emma Tate: We do not belong to the starving class!
- Ella Tate: There's no such thing as a starving class.
- Emma Tate: There is so. There's a starving class people and we're not part of it!”
Kristin Fiorella - Emma Tate
Kathy Bates - Ella Tate

“The greatest social climber since Cinderella!”

Antonio Banderas - Ché

“La Eme took a long time earning the respect in this place, and if we wanna keep it, we gotta show some class.”
Edward James Olmos - Montoya Santana

“- Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
- Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.”

Ray Walston - Mr. Hand
Sean Penn - Jeff Spicoli

“- Monty Capuletti: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word?
- Nicky Cerone: Class.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti
Joe Pesci - Nicky Cerone

“- Jan: I got Twinkies. Anybody want one?
- Marty: Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.”
Jamie Donnelly - Jan
Dinah Manoff - Marty

“He has that kind of cleverness you'll sometimes find in the middle classes. A cheap sort of intelligence, but effective nevertheless.”

Ian Richardson - Sir Charles Warren

“- Humphrey Williams: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices? Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
- Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir?
- Humphrey Williams: What's wrong with a kiss, boy?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Humphrey Williams
Eric Idle - Watson

“In my family nobody ever committed suicide, nobody... this was just not a middle-class alternative, you know? My mother was too busy running the boiled chicken through the deflavorizing machine to think about shooting herself or anything.”
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted.

Emma Stone - Olive

“Look, we all know home-ec is a joke, no offense, it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit, and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel.”

Jonah Hill - Seth

“The city can be paradise for those who have the cash, the class, and the connections for what you need to make a splash. The likes of you get swept up in the morning with the trash. If you were rich or middle class...”

Jimmy Nail - Agustín Magaldi

“- Sam: Are you labour or management?
- Vincent: If I were management, I would not offer you a cigarette!”

Robert De Niro - Sam
Jean Reno - Vincent

“There are no victims in this classroom.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Louanne Johnson

“- Jenny Curran: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
- Forrest Gump: I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time.”
Robin Wright - Jenny Curran
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“- Jason Melon: Uh, we got Economics tomorrow at 11 o'clock.
- Thornton Melon: 11 o'clock? No good. I got a massage 11 o'clock. Tell 'em to make it 2 o'clock.
- Jason Melon: No, dad. Uh, you don't get it. They're not gonna re-schedule the classes around your massage.
- Thornton Melon: All right, 11 o'clock, but I'm gonna talk to that Dean. I mean...” (continue)(continue reading)
Keith Gordon - Jason Melon
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon