Clock quotes

“Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.”

Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush

“No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.”
Ed Wynn - The Mad Hatter

Oh, that clock! Old killjoy. I hear you. "Come on, get up," you say, "Time to start another day." Even he orders me around. Well, there's one thing. They can't order me to stop dreaming.

Ilene Woods - Cinderella

“What are you squeezin' that watch for? Squeezin' that watch ain't gonna stop time.”
Glenn Ford - Ben Wade

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: It's a championship Laker watch.
- Cindy Mae: Oh, are you a Laker?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I used to date one - only thing I have to remember him by.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Constance Shulman - Cindy Mae

“I merely suggest that the position of the sun, if it is out, would give you a rough idea of the time. Alternatively, a clock, if it is going, would give you a rough idea of the position of the sun.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“- Rafael: You guys are late.
- Pedro: Clock late.”
George Lopez - Rafael
Will.i.am - Pedro

“I’m going to be synchronizing our watches just like they do in the movies.”

Richard Jenkins - Giles

“The clock on the dash told me I was five minutes late, and a lifetime with my mother told me she'd think that meant I was dead.”

Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

“You're asking me how a watch works. For now we'll just keep an eye on the time.”
Benicio del Toro - Alejandro

“- Frank Cross: Quick! What time is it?
- Eliot Loudermilk: Somebody stole my watch!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Bobcat Goldthwait - Eliot Loudermilk

“- Gilbert Huph: You know, Bob... a company...
- Bob Parr: Is like an enormous clock.
-Gilbert Huph: ...Is like an enormous cl... Yes, precisely. It only works if all the little cogs mesh together. A clock must be clean, well lubricated, and wound tight.”

Wallace Shawn - Gilbert Huph
Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr

“Never liked the Swiss, they make them little clocks, these two cocksuckers come out of 'em with these little hammers, hit each other on the head. What kind of sick mentality is that?”
Ricky Jay - Don 'Pinky' Pincus

“- Terry Collins: I noticed you got a gold watch.
- Joe Blake: It's an 18 karat gold watch.
- Terry Collins: I don't give a shit how many karats it is.
- Joe Blake: 36 grand. It's no big deal.
- Terry Collins: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake

“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Ted Crawford

“You know, squeezin' that watch won't stop time.”
Russell Crowe - Ben Wade

My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep".
Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“- Stew Deedle: Did you change your watch?
- Phil Deedle: Why? I like this watch?
- Stew Deedle: We're in a different time zone, bud!”
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle

“To get to the Red Bull's chamber, you have to walk through time. A clock isn't time; it's just numbers and springs. Pay it no mind.”
Rene Auberjonois - The Skull

“- Dominic: Shouldn't we synchronise our watches?
- Charlie Croker: Nuts to your watches! You just be there at a quarter to.”
David Salamone - Dominic
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Richard Twat: What about the watch, then? Is that expensive?
- Mr Nice: Oh, it's just a cheap copy.
- Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba: Well, that will do, the pawnbroker is very shortsighted.
- Richard Twat: Eddie means that you don't need a watch in paradise. Time stops here.”
Rik Mayall - Richard Twat
Lisa Palfrey - Mrs. Nice
Adrian Edmondson - Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba

“You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Daisy Werthan: It's 7:16!
- Boolie Werthan: You should have a job on the radio announcing the time.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Dan Aykroyd - Boolie Werthan

“- Ginny: Is that a new watch?
- Robert Green: Ya, dual time zones: tells the time in two places.
- Ginny: What for?
- Robert Green: So if I'm in L.A. and want to know the time in New York I don't have to go through the anguish of adding three.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Ginny
Alec Baldwin - Robert Green