Coffee quotes

“Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.”
Mike Ditka - Mike Ditka

“- Preston Tucker: How do you like your coffee?
- Abe: In the city.”
Jeff Bridges - Preston Tucker
Martin Landau - Abe

“- Dr. Herbert A. Morrison: Would you like a cup of coffee?
- Claudia Draper: Not unless there's Thorazine in it.
- Dr. Herbert A. Morrison: Sorry, only milk and sugar.
- Claudia Draper: Pass.”
Eli Wallach - Dr. Herbert A. Morrison
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

- Martin Scorsese: I want to do a remake of "Raging Bull" with a really thin guy. Not just thin, but really thin. Thin and angry, thin and angry, thin and angry. Can you see it? Can you see it?
- Steven Phillips: Kind of.
- Martin Scorsese: Is there a Starbucks near here?
- Steven Phillips: I'd be careful. I think you had your quota.
- Martin... (continue)(continue reading)
Martin Scorsese - Himself
Albert Brooks - Steven Phillips

“- Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
- Young Girl with Coffee: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.”

David Hollander - Young Boy with Coffee
Michelle Stacy - Young Girl with Coffee

“- Fry: You're not a cop, are you?
- Johns: Never said I was.
- Fry: No, you didn't. You never said you were a hype, either.
- Johns: You have a little caffeine in the morning; I have a little morphine. So what?”
Radha Mitchell - Carolyn Fry
Cole Hauser - William J. Johns

“- David Starsky: This is a Ford Grand Torino. It's not some crappy camper slash apartment. There are rules.
- Ken Hutchinson: Okay, okay.
- David Starsky: You do not bang on the hood. You never, under any circumstances, drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Stiller - David Starsky
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“If someone would bring me my coffee every morning before I dressed, I would be very happy. It would change the day.”
Angelina Jolie - Julia Russell

“- Tom Wall: Look up, Frank. Full moon. The blood's gonna run tonight. I can feel it. Our mission: to save lives.
- Frank Pierce: Our mission is coffee, Tom. A shot of the bull, Puerto Rican espresso.”
Tom Sizemore - Tom Wolls
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

“- Les' DMV Examiner: Now Anderson, I want you to take a good look at my cup of coffee. Now, I love my coffee. It's probably the only thing I cherish on this god forsaken mud ball called Earth! What I'm trying to say, Anderson, is that most examiners rely on this clipboard, I don't believe in that shit. What I do believe is in my cup of coffee....” (continue)(continue reading)

James Avery - Les' DMV Examiner
Corey Haim - Les Anderson

“- Armand Goldman: Ugh, what is this, sludge?
- Agador: Yes, it's sludge; I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“- Lucille Krunklehorn: I haven't slept in eight days!
- Mr. Willerstein: Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something?
- Lucille Krunklehorn: Nope, I have the caffeine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee. You can stay up for days with no side effects. Ahhh! Sorry.”
Laurie Metcalf - Lucille Krunklehorn
Tom Kenny - Mr. Willerstein

“Although we may run out of Pan Am coffee, we will never run out of TWA tea.”
Kathleen Turner - China Blue

“Caffeine leads to depression, makes you all irritable, have your heart beating fast. Faster heart rate, you know what I mean? And worse than anything, you drink that coffee, it gives you the shits, you know what I mean? So I try to stay away from that.”
RZA - Himself

“Cereal? I've been drinking coffee since I was three.”
David Spade - Dickie Roberts

“Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.”
Iggy Pop - Himself

“- Maureen Cutter, 'Mo': What'll it be, Alex - coffee or sleep?
- Alex Cutter: Any other choices?”

Lisa Eichhorn - Mo'
John Heard - Alex Cutter

“- Ellen Brody: That's your third smoke already!
- Brody: With coffee...
- Ellen Brody: Try a donut.”
Lorraine Gary - Ellen Brody
Roy Scheider - Brody

“Drank my coffee, read the paper, now it's time to get to work.”
Ed E. Carroll - The Thief

“Poor man's truth serum: caffeine and sugar.”
Joe Mantegna - Det. Sgt. Denillo

“I think you're going to enjoy your espresso this time. I've done quite a bit of research, knowing how hard you are to please. This one comes highly recommended.”

Marcus Graham - Mr. Darby

“- Ken Cosgrove: How's it going?
- Building 20 Guard: Big night. Switched from tea to coffee. Brought new meaning to my work.”
Ed Beechner - Ken Cosgrove
Bobby Stewart - Building 20 Guard

“- Marty Pascal: You're stocking the pantry like an idiot! What are in these cans?
- Buckman: That one's coffee, and that one looks like cooking lard, sir.
- Marty Pascal: And which one do you think we're gonna be using more often, sailor? The coffee or the lard? You think we're all gonna jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Schneider - Marty Pascal
Ken Hudson Campbell - Buckman

“- Bridget Rossiter: Want coffee, Ev? It's back in fashion as a late-morning pick-me-up.
- Steve Everett: Make it a big one.
- Bridget Rossiter: Women can fetch coffee now because job opportunities give us new confidence.”
Christine Ebersole - Bridget Rossiter
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? Who's going to serve the coffee now?”

Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks