Colors quotes

“- Nero's Waitress: You want a salad?
- Wrigley: Yeah. Do you... Do you have a... uh, green salad?
- Nero's Waitress: What the fuck color would it be?”
Mary Pat Gleason - Nero's Waitress
Paul Adelstein - Wrigley

“Scarlotta! Fabulous dress. The ecclesiastical purple and the pagan orange symbolizing the mystical symbiosis in marriage between the heathen and Christian traditions?”

Simon Callow - Gareth - Wedding One

“- Decorator: It's not black but it looks black. it's not brown...
- Walt Price: Yep, it's faggy without being homosexual.”

Dee Nelson - Decorator
William H. Macy - Walt Price

“We're supposed to be at home David! We're supposed to be in color!”
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

“- Judge: That girl is colored!
- Thelma Cleland: Honey, nobody 'colored' me! I was born this way!”
Parley Baer - Judge
Lynn Whitfield - Thelma Cleland

“Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.”
Rory Cochrane - Slater

“The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.”
Chris Farley - Haru

“Anything coloured indigo is splendid; indigo coloured flowers, indigo thread, and especially indigo paper.”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko

“- Derek: Our colors are cherry, peach, lime, olive, and avocado.
- Archie Long: I don't want to eat the suit, I just want to wear it.”
Steven Memel - Derek
Kirk Douglas - Archie Long

“- Merryweather: It's pink!
- Flora: Oh, lovely shade, isn't it?
- Merryweather: But I wanted it blue.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather
Verna Felton - Flora

“It's like you come onto this planet with a crayon box. Now you may get the 8 pack, you may get the 16 pack but it's all in what you do with the crayons, the colors, that you're given. Don't worry about coloring within the lines or coloring outside the lines. I say color outside the lines, you know what I mean? Color all over the page. Don't box...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Wise - Boat Car Guy

“When you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?”

Ewan McGregor - Alex Law

“- Charlie B. Barkin: Hey, wait. That looks like a water main.
- Itchy Itchiford: Naw, water mains are green. This is red!
- Charlie B. Barkin: Itchy, you're color blind. You've always been color blind.
- Itchy Itchiford: That's true, but this is green.”
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin
Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford

“- Zack: Were all pink on the inside...
- Vince: Like vaginas.”
Dane Cook - Zack
Dax Shepard - Vince

“Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.”
Mabel King - Mother

“You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?”
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Topper Harley

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“- Judge Boshoff: Why do you people call yourselves black? You look more brown than black.
- Steve Biko: Why do you call yourselves white? You look more pink than white.”
Michael Turner - Judge Boshoff
Denzel Washington - Steve Biko

“It's because I'm green isn't it?”

Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Maître d': We often color the potatoes to match the colors of the wedding.
- Donna: Oh, yeah?
- Maître d': But with rainbow, you can go with anything. Might I suggest a pale blue?
- Michael: Wait a minute, wait a minute - did you say blue mashed potatoes?
- Maître d': Yes.
- Michael: No, we're not having blue mashed potatoes at this wedding.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Donald Berman - Maître d'
Annabella Sciorra - Donna
Ron Eldard - Michael

“- Patti Jean: What color's your living room?
- April Delongpre: White. But it's not my house, its my parents.
- Patti Jean: Is your bedroom white too?
- April Delongpre: It's beige with floral print.”
Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean
Sherilyn Fenn - April Delongpre

“- Mike Donnelly: Whoa, what happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?
- Steve Dodds: Yeah, I did. And now I'm gonna be famous because I'm the only one in the world who knows where you can find white mud.”
Chris Farley - Mike Donnelly
David Spade - Steve Dodds

“- Lenny: I didn't know you were color blind, Max.
- Max: It was the only way I could stand your ties.”
Ralph Fiennes - Lenny Nero
Tom Sizemore - Max Peltier

“The head of the sexually aroused adult gobbler can change into a variety of shades of red, white and blue. It's a very patriotic bird.”
Chandler McIntyre - Naturalist

“- John Nash: You once said that God must be a painter because he gave us so many colors.
- Alicia Nash: I didn't think you were listening...
- John Nash: I was listening.”
Russell Crowe - John Nash
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Alicia Nash