Comfort quotes

“- Gen. Rodolfo Graziani: These chains are uncomfortable?
- Omar Mukhtar: They are... uncomfortable facts.”
Oliver Reed - Gen. Rodolfo Graziani
Anthony Quinn - Omar Mukhtar

“- Lorraine Baker: You know how I feel about camping.
- Tom Baker: But, we're staying in a house.
- Lorraine Baker: A house with no air conditioning. That makes it camping.”
Hilary Duff - Lorraine Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker

“Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.”
Keith Scott - The Narrator

“Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?”
Jean Harlow - Helen

“Love humiliates you. Hatred cradles you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ingrid Magnussen

“You know, I, um... I don't know much about God or... or Jesus, but I can promise you that those arms are meant for you.”

Drew Fuller - Jason Stevens

“The only downer is everyones got the same idea, we all travel thousands of miles just to watch tv and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“- Dad: Ciggy?
- Bridget Jones: No. No thanks. I've given up again.
- Dad: Shame. I find them very useful. I take great comfort in the fact that they might kill me before things actually get worse.”
Jim Broadbent - Dad
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“I'm like a lighthouse! I stayed lit for you man! I never go dark.”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- Judy Benjamin: To be truthful with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers.
- Capt. Doreen Lewis: Oh dear.
- Judy Benjamin: And I mean, look at this place. The army couldn't afford drapes? I'll be up at the crack of dawn here!”
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Eileen Brennan - Capt. Doreen Lewis

“For one brief embarrassing moment, I chose to give up. But your words were just the reminder I needed.”

Parvesh Cheena - Samir

“Hang on, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. ...I'd probably move on, get another replica, but there would be a 10 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.”

Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“I know you're sad, you miss your mom. But please don't die, I'll be your best friend forever. And I will always take care of you, I promise. I love you.”

Tina Majorino - Toni Whitney

“- Diana Barrie: Oh, Christ, I hate getting dressed like this. Why is it I'm always perfectly comfortable as somebody else. I'd be perfectly happy going as Hedda Gabler.
- Sidney Cochran: Try Quasimodo.
- Diana Barrie: Try shutting up!”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“If you should decide to stop being selfish and accept your responsibility, you won't be alone. You'll have support.”

Alan Rickman - Metatron

“- Trevor the Rat: Didn't you notice you were sitting on his face!
- Madame Udder: Well, it was a bit uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.”
Brian Sergent - Trevor the Rat

“- Kay: Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer... is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.
- Jay: That's not exactly some shit you just forget.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“Please Hans, don't cry. I love you.”
Daisy Earles - Frieda

“- Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars.
- Young Simba: Really?
- Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I.”
James Earl Jones - Mufasa
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Young Simba

“- Librarian: [standing next to his table] Sir, wouldn't you be more comfortable in a study room?
[Andrew Beckett looks up and sees people in the library staring at him]
- Andrew Beckett: No. Would it make you more comfortable?”
Tracey Walter - Librarian
Tom Hanks - Andrew Beckett

“- Bud White: I'm not smart enough. I'm just the guy they bring in to scare the other guy shitless.
- Lynn Bracken: You're wrong. You found Patchett, you found me. You're smart enough.”

Russell Crowe - Bud White
Kim Basinger - Lynn Bracken

“- Rosco Bigger - Fang: You were my friend and you betrayed me!
- David Leary: You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35-years-old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! That's not what friends do for each other, a friend is supposed to make you feel good about yourself!
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: Really?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
Rick Moranis - David Leary

“- Louie Kritski: I need to use your bathroom.
- Eleanor: No!
- Louie Kritski: What am I supposed to do, shit outside?
- Eleanor: Lincoln did.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Carol Jean Lewis - Eleanor

“I can always go back to whiskey, it's been very good to me.”
Paul Newman - Fast Eddie Felson

“It became about not losing, instead of winning; relief, instead of joy; about the game, instead of me.”
Helen Hunt - Bee