Communism quotes

“- Miss Shepherd: Mr Bennett. These young men who leave in the small hours... I know who they are.
- Alan Bennett: [under his breath] Oh, Jesus.
- Miss Shepherd: They're Communists!”
Maggie Smith - Miss Shepherd
Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett

- Orlando Ramirez: My father was called Orlando. He rolled the finest cigars in Havana. "Orlando el Rey", they called him... "Orlando the King". Then Castro came along and my father was on his ass.
- Vladimir Ivanoff: Castro is a great man.
- Orlando Ramirez: Castro is a Cuban bullshit artist who has been taken in by Russian bullshit artists!
Alejandro Rey - Orlando Ramirez
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

“- Norman: She said Communism was better for human beings.
- District Attorney: She had nothing but contempt for our great country and it's principals.
- Norman: Apart from it's musicals! She said the American ones were better.
- District Attorney: So, the defendant preferred Hollywood to Vladivostok.”

Jean-Marc Barr - Norman
Željko Ivanek - District Attorney

“I don't want the Communists in here. But Washington wants vengance on the emperor, because their voters do, and their voters have no fucking idea what's good for them.”
Tommy Lee Jones - General Douglas MacArthur

“- Adele Stanton: So are you really a communist?
- Peter Appleton: No, I'm really not.
- Adele Stanton: I didn't think so. Only a dyed-in-the-wool capitalist could have gotten The Majestic up and running.”
Laurie Holden - Adele Stanton
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“Marx was a Jew. The Communist Party is run by Jews.”
Robert Carlyle - Adolf Hitler

“- Kumar: At least they will give us discipline.
- Billy Kwan: Stalin had good Discipline. He wiped out 10 million.”

Bembol Roco - Kumar
Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan

“After living in the USA for more than thirty-five years they called me an undesirable alien. Me. Johnny Rocco. Like I was a dirty Red or something!”
Edward G. Robinson - Johnny Rocco

“A Russian! I love Russians! Comrade, I've been fascinated by your five-year plan for the last fifteen years.”
Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout

“The commies are taking over everything and are lying to everyone about Communism!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dolly

“He is a sick boy and should be treated before he grows up into a communist.”
Sudie Bond - Juanita

“- Valentin Zukovsky: At the end of the war, they surrendered to the British, thinking they would help in waging war against the Communists. But, the British betrayed them, sent them back to Stalin, who promptly had them all shot. Women, children, entire families.
- James Bond: Not exactly our finest hour.
- Valentin Zukovsky: Still, ruthless...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robbie Coltrane - Valentin Zukovsky
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“I've never tried communism, but I know I wouldn't like that. It's the same thing. Or grits.”

Ivan Sergei - Matt Mateo

“I will permit this colored man to speak. But speak one word of the Commie party, or one word in code, and I will blow his head off.”
Paul Sorvino - Colonel Malcolm Grommett Spears

- Karl Hoffmann: You can probably remember when Bismark was Chancellor!
- Uncle Walter: That's right, I can. And we didn't have songs to honor pimps then, either.
- Karl Hoffmann: The "Horst Wessel"? What are you talking about, Horst Wessel was killed in a fight with the Communists back in '30.
- Uncle Walter: I don't care if he was killed by a... (continue)(continue reading)
John Shea - Karl Hoffmann
Stratford Johns - Uncle Walter

“I like you people, but you are sentimental shits! You fall in love with the poets; the poets fall in love with the Marxists; the Marxists fall in love with themselves. The country falls in love with the rhetoric, and in the end we are stuck with tyrants.”
Jean-Louis Trintignant - Marcel Jazy

“I am the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky!”
Jay Baruchel - Leon Bronstein

“Communism was just a red herring.”
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“- Congressman Doyle: Are you asking this committe to believe that you attended the meeting of a communist organization because of a girl?
- Peter Appleton: Yes, sir... I'm sure that even a majority counselor like yourself has familiar with the concept of impressing a girl!”
Hal Holbrook - Congressman Doyle
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Tony Two-Toes: There they are. Commie bastards!
- Little Mike: They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
- Tony Two-Toes: Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.”
Joe Viterelli - Tony Two-Toes
Tony Longo - Little Mike

- Russell Price: What's the upside?
- Hub Kittle: Simple. And it could happen. Somoza destroys the terrorist insurgents, rebuilds the country, shit-cans the purveyors of excess, stabilizes the Cordoba, and is kindly beloved as the savior of Nicaragua. "Our" pal. Gotta smoke?
- Russell Price: What's the downside?
- Hub Kittle: Commies take over... (continue)(continue reading)
Nick Nolte - Russell Price
Richard Masur - Hub Kittle

“All problems solved for life. No commies and no queers.”
Colin Firth - Tommy Judd

“- Larry Wilde: I want to go too! I wanna be free! I want out!
- Mr. Hirsch's Lawyer: I'm warning you, that's Communist talk!”
Van Johnson - Larry Wilde
John Rothman - Mr. Hirsch's Lawyer

“- Ron Kovic: That was the war, communism, the incidious evil! They told us to go.
- Mrs. Kovic: Yes, yes that's what they told us.
- Ron Kovic: Thou shalt not kill, Mom. Thou shalt not kill women and children! Thou shalt not kill! Remember? Isn't that what you taught us? Isn't that what they taught us?
- Mrs. Kovic: Stop it! Stop it!”
Tom Cruise - Ron Kovic
Caroline Kava - Mrs. Kovic

“I'm sorry... but it occurs to me that there is a bigger issue today than whether or not I'm a Communist.”
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton