Comparison quotes

“- Larry Wilson: God, that guy; beautiful apartment, house at the beach, babes, boat, car. Do you know how much it costs to park a car in Manhattan every month? More than my rent.
- Richard Parker: Well, I mean it's only fair. His car is a bit bigger than your apartment.”
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker

“- Abbie Irving: You're not suggesting that I'm a native?
- Wade Hatton: No. The only real native of Kansas is the buffalo. He's got a very hard head, a very uncertain temper and a very lonely future. Apart from that there's hardly any comparison between you.”
Abbie Irving - Abbie Irving
Errol Flynn - Wade Hatton

“- The Blind Man: Buddha once sat before a wall, and when he arose he was enlightened.
- Cord: Do you compare yourself with Buddha?
- The Blind Man: No. Only to the wall.”
David Carradine - The Blind Man
Jeff Cooper - Cord

“- Claire: Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don't you get a perm?
- Rose Morgan: I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.”
Mimi Rogers - Claire
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan

“- Don Canneloni: The Rigatonis, the Tortellinis, the Fettuchinis, and even the Raviolis are bigger than we are. And why?
- Tony: High interest rates.
- Sonny: Acid rain.
- Slim: Japanese imports.”
Dom DeLuise - Don Canneloni
Alex Rocco - Tony
Michael V. Gazzo - Sonny
Henry Silva - Slim

- Ariel: Do you wanna kiss me?
- Ren: Someday.
- Ariel: What's this "someday" shit?
- Ren: Well, it's just I get the feeling you've been kissed a lot, and I'm afraid I'd suffer by comparison.
Lori Singer - Ariel
Kevin Bacon - Ren

Whenever you touched me, I knew you were comparing me with Rebecca. Whenever you looked at me or spoke to me, walked with me in the garden, I knew you were thinking "This I did with Rebecca".

Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter

“- Clarissa Payne: Keep your grimy little Yankee paws off Armistead Stuart, he's mine.
- Daphne Reynolds: If you take your nose out of the air for one second you'll see you're designer, I'm vintage. You've got a mansion, I've got a five floor walkup. You're a snotty little miss cranky pants and I go with the flow, so why would you ever think for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christina Cole - Clarissa Payne
Amanda Bynes - Daphne Reynolds

“- Verne: So you outsmarted me, huh?
- Julie: That's what happens, they tell me, when smart people get together. One of them winds up ahead.”
Clark Gable - Verne
Joan Crawford - Julie

“- Master Chief Billy Sunday: How 'bout me, cookie? You better than me?
- Chief Carl Brashear: You're damn right I am!”
Robert De Niro - Master Chief Billy Sunday
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Chief Carl Brashear

“I watched you go down just as I watched her a year ago. Even in the same dress you couldn't compare.”

Judith Anderson - Mrs. Danvers

“- Bobby Grady: You remind me of this hamster I had when I was a kid.
- China Blue: I remind you of a hamster?
- Bobby Grady: Yep. He ran away whenever you tried to touch him.”
John Laughlin - Bobby Grady
Kathleen Turner - China Blue

“- McCroskey: Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?
- Jacobs: Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with.”
Lloyd Bridges - McCroskey
Stephen Stucker - Jacobs

“It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.”
Ronald Colman - Sydney Carton

“- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: You can't compare Mathis to Sinatra. There's no way! No way. They're in totally different leagues.
- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: Eddie, they're both great singers.
- Modell: You know, the thing about Sinatra, he's good, but, thin. I don't like that.”
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons
Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber
Paul Reiser - Modell

“The weed be lettin' you know... evil lurks.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“I want a divorce. It's a physical thing. I've been experimenting with other men lately. A lot of other men... and women. I don't know. I mean, Antonio can do this thing with his tongue, and Willam's stamina is amazing. And as far as hands go, your father's hands are... You are no match.”
Kelly Preston - Ann Beam

“- Anthony Adams: Grace thinks I'm a failure.
- Dignan: What? What has she ever accomplished in her life that's so great?”
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams
Owen Wilson - Dignan