Complaining quotes

“- Staff Sergeant William James: The DVD you sold me was crap.
- Beckham: You crazy, man. That's impossible. It's Hollywood special effects.
- Staff Sergeant William James: No. It was shaky. It was out of focus, buddy.
- Beckham: What, you want donkey porn?
- Staff Sergeant William James: It's crap.
- Beckham: Girls on dog? Gay sex, man? Anything...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeremy Renner - Staff Sergeant William James
Christopher Sayegh - Beckham

“- Mike O'Donnell: It's just that I put a lot of work in this yard.
- Scarlet: Did you? Really? Like the barbecue pit? Yeah, the way I remember that is that you spent about an hour working on it and then you spent the next two days complaining about how if you had gone to college then you could have had hired someone else to do it.
- Mike...” (continue)(continue reading)
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
Leslie Mann - Scarlet

“I want you to turn around, go outside, comeback and don't talk about having no job, no car, no girlfriend, no future, no dick.”

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Are you trying to say capeesh?
- Barney Coopersmith: Yeah.
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Well don't do it, cause it hurts my ears when you do it.”
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“This is nice! I don't understand why women complain about waxing.”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“There's a lot of whiners in every crowd.”
R. Lee Ermey

“- Tony: Can you believe she's never been in my coffee shop? Tell her how great it is.
- Kim: Come on, I just got here. I haven't been anywhere.
- Tony: Come on! Tell her how great it is, fuck!
- Maggie: It's great. Fuck.”

Tony Nappo - Tony
Christina Cox - Kim
Karyn Dwyer - Maggie

“You can lose all your points for any one of three things. One: If you cry. Two: If you ask to see your mother. Three: If you're hungry and ask for a snack! Forget it!”
Roberto Benigni - Guido

Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic... hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe "Butches in Chains" is, but so what?
Marya Delver - Carla

“- Bo Richards: What a screwy job.
- Roy Alston: Our jobs are better.
- Bo Richards: What, the factory?
- Roy Alston: No, our jobs as fashion designers.
- Bo Richards: Quit complaining. It's a good job. Manufacturing. It's American!”
Charlie Sheen - Bo Richards
Maxwell Caulfield - Roy Alston

“When we have sex, it feels like shagging a bag of spuds - you lay there like a bit of wet rag.”

George Costigan - Bob

“God, you guys are just - what is the matter with you? You're such... you're just such jerks! You're just such... shit jerk! You're just a shit jerk dick... fucker! You're a shit jerk dick fucker assholer. And you can all just go fuck yourselves!”

Sandra Bullock - Ashburn

“- Jose: Maria, we've had a good life. We've been very lucky.
- Maria: It would have been even better if...
- Jose: No Maria, don't say it. Don't even say it. It is wrong to wish for too much in this life. God has been good to us. We've been very lucky. And our life have been very, very good.
- Maria: You're right. We've had a very, good life.”
Eduardo López Rojas - Jose
Jenny Gago - Maria

“- Miranda: Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
- Fletcher Reede: I've had better.”

Amanda Donohoe - Miranda
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
Lily Tomlin

“Who gave you ladies permission to blubber?”
Ned Beatty - Gen. Ed Sheppard

“- Jessie Bond: It's shapeless.
- Madame Leon: Yes, Miss Bond, it is shapeless. Japanese ladies are most shapeless.”

Dorothy Atkinson - Jessie Bond
Alison Steadman - Madame Leon

“You know what your problem is? You are so goddamn bored, you have to invent things to bitch about! You don't have a single thing to do on this Earth except for your hair! The closet was fine, you just needed something to fill up your useless, nail-polishing, toe-polishing, rich bitch, sun-tanning days!”

Kurt Russell - Dean Proffitt

“- Martha Strabel Van Cleve: If you don't change your attitude, I shall have to complain to your employer.
- Henry Van Cleve: I'm not employed here. I'm not a book salesman. I took one look at you and followed you into the store.”
Gene Tierney - Martha Strabel Van Cleve
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“- Courtney: Maybe it's you. Did somethin' crawl up your poonani?
- Christina: Hey! I have never had any complaints in the poonani odor department!
- Courtney: Yeah! Well neither have I, okay!
- Christina: High five on the clean poonani!
- Courtney: [gives high five] Bitch!”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Father of the Bride: Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.
- Robbie Hart: Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”

Mark Lonow - Father of the Bride
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“I can't see with this thing on!”

Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“- Mr. Fox: I wish I could say their bark was worse than their bite. Ow!
- Mrs. Beaver: Oh, stop squirming! You're worse than Beaver on bath day.
- Mr. Beaver: Worst day of the year.”

Rupert Everett - Mr. Fox
Dawn Roma French - Mrs. Beaver
Ray Winstone - Mr. Beaver

“- Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
- Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
- Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“He complained about the TV cameras, about the lighting, about the table and chairs, and the contrast of the squares on the board. His hotel room, he said, had too nice a view. None of this has anything to do with chess of course. But maybe it did. If he won, he'd be the first American world champion in history. If he lost, he'd just be another...” (continue)(continue reading)

Max Pomeranc - Josh Waitzkin