Contraceptive quotes

- Shazzer: Oh, God! You didn't use those? The vegan condoms?
- Bridget Jones: "Biodegradable and dolphin-friendly". If I'm going to be slutty, it's nice to think I'm helping the environment.
Sally Phillips - Shazzer
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“The other day I was rummaging through your room. There was an odor coming out and I wanted to see if your hamster had died. Turned out to be just your old gym socks. Then I ran across a box of your favorite mementos. A four leaf clover. A vending machine photo of you and Sally. And a partially used box of Mentor condoms. It made me proud to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Chevy Chase - Condom Father

“- Tom: Are you going to tell me what really happened with Peter?
- Sarah: Are you going to tell me what really happened with red bra?
- Tom: Nothing happened.
- Sarah: I hope you used a condom.
- Tom: I hope Peter used a condom.
- Sarah: I'm sorry, they don't make condoms that big.”
Ashton Kutcher - Tom
Brittany Murphy - Sarah

“- Austin Powers: Only sailors use condoms, baby.
- Vanessa Kensington: Not in the 90's, Austin.
- Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington

“- Pee Wee: It's too big.
- Tommy: Pee Wee, we don't have any training rubbers.
- Mickey: He needs the junior size.”

Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
Wyatt Knight - Tommy
Roger Wilson - Mickey