Conversation quotes

“Tea at the Four Seasons Hotel poolside with Kevin Kline and a very pregnant Phoebe Cates, delineating which actors we have worked with are definitely certifiable or psychotic and reach a common consensus on a couple. I have only been here forty-eight hours and can already hear names being dropped and diarized as I plunge Alice-like, down, down,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Richard R. Grant

“Like it or not, Marriane, you married a street kid. And the streets taught me that you give and you get loyalty from your friends. And loyalty means a lot to me.”
Joel Edgerton - John Connolly

“- Daniel Schorr: There's a tiny camera looking at you right now.
- Nicholas Van Orton: That's impossible.
- Daniel Schorr: You're right, impossible. You're having a conversation with your television.”

Daniel Schorr - Daniel Schorr
Michael Douglas - Nicholas Van Orton

- Sharon Pogue: I just don't have to tell my life story to a total stranger. "What do you do?" and "Where are you from?" it's endless.
- Robby: I think the problem was you didn't wanna clean his little bitty pipes too soon.
- Sharon Pogue: No, the problem is that all I wanted to do was clean his pipes. It was the conversation that was pissin' me... (continue)(continue reading)

Jennifer Lopez - Sharon Pogue
Jeremy Sisto - Robby

“- Bianca Piper: If I wanted to go shopping, I could have done that with Jess and Casey. I need you to give me real talk.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You've gotta a uniboob. Your posture sucks and your clothes fit weird 'cause you wear the wrong size bra.”
Mae Whitman - Bianca Piper
Robbie Amell - Wesley Rush

“- Leonard Crabbe: One in three people over 60 either have a flaccid or a spastic bladder, so every 13.5 seconds a new incontinent is born. The good old constipation. You have impacted fecal mass in your rectum, you find that pushing on your bladder...
- Mickey Crabbe: You know, this might make good dessert talk.”

Jim Piddock - Leonard Crabbe
Catherine O'Hara - Mickey Crabbe

“- Sonny Weaver Jr.: Can we talk football? Just football for thirty seconds?
- Ali: We can always talk football.”
Kevin Costner - Sonny Weaver Jr.
Jennifer Garner - Ali

“- Thomasin: Black Phillip, I conjure thee to speak to me. Speak as thou dost speak to Jonas and Mercy. Dost thou understand my English tongue? Answer me.
- Black Phillip: What dost thou want?
- Thomasin: What canst thou give?”
Anya Taylor-Joy - Thomasin
Wahab Chaudhry - Black Phillip

“- Will Graham: Jack, there's only one safe way to carry on a conversation that's one-way blind.
- Jack Crawford: Publication.”
Edward Norton - Will Graham
Harvey Keitel - Jack Crawford

“- Charlie Babbitt: Hey, Ray, you take a shower right?
- Raymond Babbitt: Yeah.
- Charlie Babbitt: Well the rain is a lot like the shower, you get a little wet. What do you say, Ray? What do you say?
- Raymond Babbitt: Of course the shower is in the bathroom.
- Charlie Babbitt: That's the end of that conversation.”

Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt
Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt

“Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.”
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“- Shake: We're having adult time here, boys.
- Kyle Baker: No idea what that means.
- Tom Baker: Well, it's this crazy thing where grown-ups actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids.”
Richard Jenkins - Shake
Shane Kinsman - Kyle Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker

- Billy Caufield: Can we go now?
- Dr. Weitzman: Billy, every week you get up and say, "Can we go now?" And every week I tell you we haven't heard from Albert yet.
- Billy Caufield: Nobody's ever heard from Albert. I've had better conversations with cheese.
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield
Dennis Boutsikaris - Dr. Weitzman

I wasn't even talking to you. This is a A-B conversation, you know. You can "C" your way out of it.
Regi Green - Chris

“They say the great thing about being a kid is, it's so easy to pretend. You can have a conversation with your dog or a baseball or a banana. Well, what if wasn't pretend? What if you could have a conversation. I mean, not with a baseball or a banana - that's ridiculous - but with your dog?”

Norm MacDonald - Lucky

“- April: This is Derek.
- Mark: Cool. How long you guys been dating?
- April: We're just friends. He's like the gayest person I've ever met, but I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes.
- Mark: If you don't want to talk to me, you can just say so.
- April: I don't want to talk to you.”

Aubrey Plaza - April Ludgate
Paul Schneider - Mark Brendanawicz

“- Joseph Newton: Things aren't as bad as that. The bank gave me a raise last January.
- Charlie Newton: Money. How can you talk about money when I'm talking about souls? We eat and sleep and that's about all. We don't even have any real conversations.”
Henry Travers - Joseph Newton
Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton

“Waiting for me to... commence a conversation, one can wait rather a long wait.”

Colin Firth - King George VI

“This is not even my desk! [hangs up]”

R. Lee Ermey - Police Captain

“You strike me as smart. Which brings me to my next point that you should, uh, pay attention to. I don't want you to be guilty. So, Mr. Duncan; take a breath, start again, let's have a conversation that makes you not guilty.”
Christopher Walken - Lieutenant McDuff

- Phoebe: I just ran a 10K.
- Adam: Okay, my... my initial reaction is to say, "well, I just ran a marathon", but I can't tell if you're joking or if you're serious.
- Phoebe: I'm as serious as cancer.
Gwyneth Paltrow - Phoebe
Mark Ruffalo - Adam

“People say they don't like to talk about war because it brings up the bad memories and nightmares and everything. I don't believe that. I believe they don't talk about it because nobody wants to hear it.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Skip Caldwell

“- Nick Frescia: Let's not talk about my business, or his business or your business.
- Jo Ann: That leaves us nothing to talk about.
- Nick Frescia: Let's eat.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“- Jason Bourne: Where are you now?
- Noah Vosen: I'm sitting in my office.
- Jason Bourne: I doubt that.
- Noah Vosen: Why would you doubt that?
- Jason Bourne: If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.”
Matt Damon - Jason Bourne
David Strathairn - Noah Vosen

“I'll pick you up after the party. Let's see, there'll be all that deep preppy conversation, preppy dancing, piles of preppy fun. Party starts at nine, I'll pick you up at nine fifteen.”
Michael J. Fox - Jay-Jay Manners