Criminals quotes

“Detective Marcus Burnett: Mike we got more time behind us than in front.
Detective Mike Lowrey: Please. I’m going to be running down criminal till I’m a hundred.”
Martin Lawrence - Marcus
Will Smith - Mike

“Natasha Romanoff-Where did Captain America learn to steal a car?
Steve Rogers-Nazi Germany. And we're borrowing. Get your feet off the dash.”
Scarlett Johansson - Natasha Romanoff
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“Prison is for assholes.”
Omari Hardwick - James 'Ghost' St. Patrick

“Red Forman-Do you know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, ten years. Believe you me, there is no third offense.
Kitty Forman-Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Oh, that puts me in mind of a great wee system we had in the old days for paying the rent. The rent man would come round and collect the money for every house in the whole street, and once he had done and all the rent books were marked up to date, one of the boys would hold him up at gunpoint in the back entry and take all the money back off him...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ciarán Hinds - Pop

“Oh, God, David, the felonies just keep pilin' up!”

Donal Logue - Jack

“Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The ‘x’ makes it sound cool.”
John DiMaggio - Bender

“There’s a reason why your sister hasn’t contacted you. You’re a convict. All she knows of you is as a killer. She’s probably scared of you. Let that girl live her life. Your life starts here, now. Not twenty years ago! She’s actually better off without you.”

Rob Morgan - Vincent Cross

“No crime is complete without the cover-up.”
Michael McKean - Chuck McGill

“I guess I shouldn’t be surprised I have to tell you this. But it’s probably a bad idea that you willingly talk to the police, being a criminal and all.”
Jonathan Banks - Mike Ehrmantraut

“For the poor, there are only two ways to get to the top, crime or politics.”
Adarsh Gourav - Balram

“Dad-Hey, grab that McCain sign, would you?
Mason-Dad, isn't that illegal?
Dad-Just put it in the car. I'm being patriotic.”

Ethan Hawke - Dad
Ellar Coltrane - Mason

“Gamora-It's dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.
Peter Quill-Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos.”
Zoe Saldana - Gamora
Chris Pratt - Peter Quill

“Rhomann Dey-Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord.
Nova Corps Officer-Who calls him that?
Rhomann Dey-Himself, mostly.”
John C. Reilly - Rhomann Dey
Peter Serafinowicz - Nova Corps Officer

“In a civil trial, all you have to prove is that they're guilty by a preponderance of the evidence. That means more likely than not. 51% is enough. It's a very low standard of proof. Completely different than the criminal trial.”
Marcia Clark - Self

“Nothing is illegal until you get caught.”
Ginés García Millán - César

“I have been here for less than two weeks. I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift.”
Taylor Schilling - Piper Chapman

“Marcus Hamilton-Oh, who knows. Maybe one of these bank robbers is gonna want a gunfight and I can dodge my retirement in a blaze of glory.
Alberto Parker-Well, I've seen you shoot. There won't be much glory in it.”
Jeff Bridges - Marcus Hamilton
Gil Birmingham - Alberto Parker

“Marcus Hamilton-I know their faces was covered, but could you tell their race? Black, white?
Elsie-Their skin or their souls?”
Jeff Bridges - Marcus Hamilton
Dale Dickey - Elsie

“I got yelled at, got my ass kicked – and then gave him my money! You know who lives like that? Hookers.”
Gianni DeCenzo - Demetri

“Personality and character far outweigh the presence of psychotic or defective diagnoses. In other words, by extrapolation, are criminals born or are they formed?”
Thomas Philip O'Neill - Leo Buchanan

“What else is a criminal except somebody who can't function in society?”
Anna Torv - Dr. Wendy Carr

“We’re not going to jail because of what we did, we’re going to jail because of who we are. Think about the next time you shrug off cultural revolution.”
Sacha Baron Cohen - Abbie Hoffman

“It’s a lot easier to pull the trigger when you’re aiming at the boogeyman.”
Michael Kelly - Arquette

“I can’t go to jail! I’m too sarcastic for the white gangs!”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller