Crying quotes

“- Lt. Jack Cole: Once and a while you should cry because it cleanses the soul and you can use a little bit of that.
- Det. Jim Campbell: If I need a cleansing, I'll have a bran muffin.”
Steven Seagal - Lt. Jack Cole
Keenen Ivory Wayans - Det. Jim Campbell

“- Bronco Billy: Go ahead, let the tears fall in the beer.
- Antoinette Lilly: I'm not crying!
- Bronco Billy: There's nothing wrong with crying.
- Antoinette Lilly: The smoke in here is hurting my eyes!”
Clint Eastwood - Bronco Billy
Sondra Locke - Antoinette Lily

“- Rene: Do you really wanna know?
- Brodie: I asked, didn't I? I'm playing the role; the concerned guy.”

Shannen Doherty - Rene
Jason Lee - Brodie

I will not say "Do not weep", for not all tears are an evil.
Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf

“- Rob Geller: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
- Josie Geller: Hear one.
- Rob Geller: Whatever.”
David Arquette - Rob Geller
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Roberta Guaspari: It's okay to cry.
- Ramon Olivas: Not for a man.
- Roberta Guaspari: My boys still cry. And they're big, strong young men now. And I'll betcha Justin's daddy cried.”

Meryl Streep - Roberta Guaspari
Jean-Luke Figueroa - Ramon Olivas

“Fight now, cry later.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“I insist that all women who have hysterics in my drawing room call me by my Christian name.”

Judy Parfitt - Vera Donovan

“- Kaneda: What's wrong? Have some trouble?
- Tetsuo: Yeah. But I already took care of it. And you're too late, you missed the show.
- Kaneda: Tetsuo, you had me worried again. I figured you'd be standing here sobbing like a little baby.
- Tetsuo: Kaneda, you've always been a pain in the ass, y'know. You've been telling me what to do since we...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mitsuo Iwata - Kaneda
Nozomu Sasaki - Tetsuo

“Have you seen a baby lately? All they do is eat and poop, and then they cry, and they cry when they poop, and poop when they cry.”

Mike Myers - Shrek

“Barn, sometimes life is like an onion. When you peel it, it makes you cry.”
Willie Aames - Peyton Nichols

“- Gus: What are you doing?
- Charlie: He's crying. Jesus, Gus, he's crying for what we've done, for our sin.”

Simon Pegg - Gus
David Schwimmer - Charlie

“That's the onions. It makes you eyes water.”

John Savage - Det. Karl Francis Hettinger

“- Dr. Diane Turner: Ever since the women's movement, most of the men I meet go out of their way to show you how sensitive they are. Before, they were too macho, and now they're too... soft. You all want us to know you can cry.
- Thornton Melon: No, with women, I never cry. Never. I beg.”
Sally Kellerman - Dr. Diane Turner
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“I've had a vision so great, as it came to me I wept.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Don't cry for me, Argentina. For I am ordinary, unimportant, and undeserving of such attention unless we all are - I think we all are. So share my glory, so share my coffin...”

Madonna - Eva Perón

“You musn't cry. You musn't cry. We must be good soldiers, you know.”

Ian Hunter - Capt. Crewe

“Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.
[Evelyn starts to cry]
Are you crying? Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!”

Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Kay Hamilton: It's just one of those days. Let's sit down and have a good cry.
- Jean Maitland: All right. You can cry on my shoulder. I'm gonna go bathe anyhow.”
Andrea Leeds - Kay Hamilton
Ginger Rogers - Jean Maitland

“What do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry, but in between, I laugh. And I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.”
Natalie Portman - Sam

“Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.”
Bonnie Hunt - Laurel Boyd

“- Woman at Jewish Reception: You were crying.
- John Beckwith: Oh shit! You weren't supposed to see that. Now you probably think I'm a big pussy.
- Woman at Jewish Reception: No, you were so sweet.”
Tanaya Nicole - Woman at Jewish Reception
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“Oh sweetheart don't. Please don't cry or I will too. I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.”
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones

“- Anton, the stuck-up bully: Gee George, you all done crying?
- George Little: Yeah! Are you all done being a jerk?
- Anton, the stuck-up bully: No!”
Miles Marsico - Anton
Jonathan Lipnicki - George Little

“- Kelly: Are you crying?
- Berke Landers: No, you're squeezing my puncture wound.”
Kirsten Dunst - Kelly Woods
Ben Foster - Berke Landers