Dancing quotes

“- Marcia Brady: Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. What am I going to do?
- Greg Brady: Well, you just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, something suddenly came up.
- Marcia Brady: And that works?
- Greg Brady: Sure. Girls say it to me all the time.”
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady
Christopher Daniel Barnes - Greg Brady

“- Rita Robbins: Ernie, are we going to dance tonight?
- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Well, that's up to you. I remember the last time we danced I accidently stepped on your knee.”
Glenne Headly - Rita Robbins
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“Dance is the hardest department in the school.”
Joanna Merlin - Miss Berg

“If those dudes want to see us dance, have them come down here. Or maybe they're afraid of getting raped or mugged.”
Adolfo Quinones - Ozone

“The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a Dry Martini you always shake to waltz time.”
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Rupert: And I suppose you're a dancer too?
- Roscoe: No, I'm just effeminate, thank you.”
Jeff Bridges - Rupert
Adam Wade - Roscoe

“- Miss Maples: It's not my break, yet.
- Bobby Zimmeruski: Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her!”
Jo Anne Worley - Miss Maples
Pauly Shore - Bobby Zimmeruski

“Are those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We got some dancing to do.”
Nicolas Cage - Sailor Ripley

“- Jonah: I'm not interested in being with someone who's older. I just wanna dance with other people who are gay.
- Ned: I think I'd rather talk about the smell of pee.”
Ezra Miller - Jonah
Liev Schreiber - Ned

“And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead, he follows like a girl.”

Paul Bettany - Geoffrey Chaucer

“You ain't gonna be happy until you're free. And the only way you're going to be free is to get loose. And the only way you're going to get loose is to dance!”
Chick Vennera - Marv Gomez

“Cooper, you're an amazing dancer, and you're a great choreographer, but as a boyfriend you kind of suck.”
Amanda Schull - Jody

“- V: Would you... dance with me?
- Evey: Now? On the eve of your revolution?
- V: A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having!”
Hugo Weaving - V
Natalie Portman - Evey

“- Nick Dean: They're making our parents dance so lame.
- Carl Wheezer: No, my dad really dances like that.”

Candi Milo - Nick Dean
Rob Paulsen - Carl Wheezer

“- Dr. Watson: I'll ask you once more: Are you coming with me?
- Sherlock Holmes: I would rather waltz naked through the fires of Hell.”
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“- Kermit the Frog: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd's getting ugly.
- Fozzie Bear: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Juliet Miller: We're going to dance?
- Alex Law: Well, it's physical contact, isn't it?”
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller
Ewan McGregor - Alex Law

“Until next time, this is your Zookeeper, Bobby Speed, reminding you: keep them feet movin' - or somebody'll steal your shoes.”
Ray Vitte - Bobby Speed

“- Grandma Tannen: Biff, Biff, where are you going now?
- Biff Tannen: I told you, grandma, I'm going to the dance.
- Grandma Tannen: When you coming home?
- Biff Tannen: I'll get home, when I get home.”
Thomas F. Wilson - Biff Tannen

“Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?”

Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.

“Now Sinatra will never record it.”

Anthony Holland - Paul Dann

“Before disco, this country was a dancing wasteland. You know the Woodstock generation of the 1960s that were so full of themselves and conceited? None of those people could dance.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“- John Madden: I love to see a fat guy score.
- Pat Summerall: Why?
- John Madden: Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.”
Himself - John Madden
Himself - Pat Summerall

“- Steve Stifler: Your letter made a great impression on Coach Marshall when he read it. Let me just refresh your memory, partner. 'Dear Steve, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar'.
- Jim Levenstein: I put serious thought into that letter.”
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Roland Sharp: You're not really the cheerleading type, are you?
- Heather: For me, it's more penance than a passion. Religious ascetics wear a hair shirt, I carry the pom-poms.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp
Vanessa Ferlito - Heather