Deal quotes

“- Mephistopheles: Thing about cancer is the time it takes... the toll on loved ones. Lives that are altered. Plans that have to be changed. Johnny, what if I could help your dad?
- Young Johnny Blaze: Yeah? How?
- Mephistopheles: How is not important. What if I could make him better? Give him back his health? Would you be willing to make a deal?”
Peter Fonda - Mephistopheles
Matt Long - Young Johnny Blaze

“- The Devil: You want to hedge your bet with me? Make eternity a little less hellish.
- Amanda Brooks: What did you have in mind?
- The Devil: Did you see Rosemary's Baby?
- Amanda Brooks: Yeah. What? No, no, I can't! See, I'm expecting my period. I can't. I can't.”

Bruce Payne - The Devil
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks

“- John Lee: He's my patron.
- Meg Coburn: Patron?
- John Lee: He made it possible for me to come here.
- Meg Coburn: What does he, sponsor you to play the violin?
- John Lee: ... in exchange for... services.
- Meg Coburn: What a nice way of saying you kill people.”

Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

- Paul Avery: What's your angle, here? This is good business for everyone but you.
- Robert Graysmith: What do you mean, "angle"?.
Robert Downey Jr. - Paul Avery
Jake Gyllenhaal - Robert Graysmith

- Aisha: Here's the deal: I get you and your men back in the States. In exchange, you get Max for me.
- Clay: What's the catch, lady?
- Aisha: It's pretty much a suicide mission.
- Clay: And why should I trust you?
- Aisha: Because if I were lying, I wouldn't have used the words "suicide mission".
Zoe Saldana - Aisha
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Clay

“Lars? It's me. Believe it! Someone took my... some fucking... but it's cool. We're gonna deal with it. Oh yes, we're gonna deal with it...”

Nicolas Cage - Castor Troy

“- Dr. Ashford: Are you ready to make a deal?
- Alice: Do we have a choice?
- Dr. Ashford: Not if you want to live past tonight, no.”
Jared Harris - Dr. Ashford
Milla Jovovich - Alice

“- Ross: The man with one red shoe... what's going to happen to him?
- Brown: He'll be just fine.
- Ross: And the girl?
- Brown: The deal was her testimony for her freedom. I think it was a fair exchange.
- Ross: Well, I don't think so.
- Brown: Well, since you're no longer director of CIA, and I am, it doesn't matter what you think.”

Charles Durning - Ross
Edward Herrmann - Brown

“- Charlie Barkin: Come on Red, you can trust me.
- Red: This isn't about trust, a deal with me is binding.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Barkin
George Hearn - Red

“- Eugene Ackerman: I want to guarantee David's safety.
- Nick Pulovski: Mr. Ackerman, if you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Tom Skerritt - Eugene Ackerman
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“- Earl: Brother, relax. You come in next week, we'll work something out.
- Hollywood Nicky: First of all, I ain't your motherfucking brother. And there ain't gonna be no next week unless we work this shit out now. Right now.”
Mario Van Peebles - Earl
Sean Combs - Hollywood Nicky

“- The Gyro Captain: We had a deal. I show you the gas, and you let me go, right?
- Max: The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you.”
Bruce Spence - The Gyro Captain
Mel Gibson - Max Rockatansky

“- Chev Chelios: You might be interested in a little deal... I want the antidote.
- Verona: What are you prepared to give me, asshole?
- Chev Chelios: How about the jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you fucking cocksucker?”
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios
Jose Pablo Cantillo - Verona

“I'll make you a deal, Arjen, or Aryan, or whatever the fuck your name is, I'll make you a little deal. You fold up your tents - and get the fuck out of my country - and I won't do anything to you. I'll leave you alone. Because if you stick around here, I'm gonna fuck your ass.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Nick Pirandello: We have been negotiating with men in UFOs for seven years. If we don't get to Washington by Friday, the whole deal will be off.
- Bob Wilson: Drive me home.
- Nick Pirandello: Bob, you said you were willing to listen!
- Bob Wilson: Negotiating with UFOs?
- Nick Pirandello: Yes! Space men ! Men from outer space! Alien beings!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
John Ritter - Bob Wilson

“- Fred Simmon: I wanna sell this car, I wanna get rid of it, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna unload it on any little yahoo that comes in here off the street, thinking this car's neat-o. I wanna check your credentials. I gotta know what kind of man you are. Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?
- Man Who Buys Car: Well, I've always...” (continue)(continue reading)
Danny McBride - Fred Simmons
Paul C. Hill Jr. - Man Who Buys Car

“I'm going to ask you with all the heart and sincerity that I have, please do not put a bullet in me. And, please, don't tell John what I've done. I trust that once I gave you this money, you and I will take separate paths and that this negotiation will settle everything. That is my hope. I don't wanna die.”

Philip Baker Hall - Sydney

“- Jack McDermott: Let me hold the gun.
- Henry Sikorsky: No.
- Jack McDermott: I let you sit in the front seat!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott
Chris Lloyd - Henry Sikorsky

“You get her out. She goes, you stay.
[after Hercules dives in to save Meg]
Oh, you know what slipped my mind? You'll be dead before you can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?”

James Woods - Hades

“I've just made a deal that'll keep the Empire out of here forever.”

Billy Dee Williams - Lando Calrissian

“- Mrs. Carraclough: Lassie won't be waiting for you at school anymore.
- Joe Carraclough: Why not? What's happened?
- Mrs. Carraclough: Because she's sold; that's why not.”
Elsa Lanchester - Mrs. Carraclough
Roddy McDowall - Joe Carraclough

“- Joe Moore: Why doesn't he shoot me?
- Fran Moore: That's the deal.
- Joe Moore: He ain't gonna shoot me?
- Fran Moore: No.
- Joe Moore: Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's insincere.”
Gene Hackman - Joe Moore
Rebecca Pidgeon - Fran Moore

“Now, here's the deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days. Now listen, this is important. Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear ol' princey to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss the kiss of true love. If he does kiss you before...” (continue)(continue reading)

Pat Carroll - Ursula

“- Molly: You don't know what goes on between me and Ray because you don't know very much about your own daughter.
- Roma Schleine: I know my daughter well enough to respect her wishes.
- Molly: You don't give her respect. You give her whatever she asks for so that you don't have to deal wit her.”
Brittany Murphy - Molly
Heather Locklear - Roma Schleine

“- Carter 'Doc' McCoy: You were supposed to make a deal with him, not fuck his brains out!
- Carol McCoy: The deal wasn't good enough!
- Carter 'Doc' McCoy: Then you should have walked away.”
Alec Baldwin - Carter 'Doc' McCoy
Kim Basinger - Carol McCoy