Death quotes

“- Jamie Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
- Morris Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.”
Dean Martin - Jamie Blake
Sammy Davis Jr. - Morris Fenderbaum

“The whole thing has been as inevitable as in a nursery rhyme. When the boat arrives from the mainland, there will be ten dead bodies, and a riddle no one can solve on Indian Island.”
Walter Huston - Dr. Edward G. Armstrong

“Let's just say that death does have a conscious plan, and that it's been set into motion. Newton says that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. That means that if death has taken action, so can we. And that action may thwart death's intent.”
Kris Lemche - Ian McKinley

“- Frank Horrigan: Take my hand. If you don't, you'll die.
- Mitch Leary: Do you want to save me, Frank?
- Frank Horrigan: To be frank and honest with you, no. But it's my job.”

Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan
John Malkovich - Mitch Leary

“Did I ever tell you about the time I performed two operations at once?... They both died.”
Robert Benfer - Dr. Bob

“Feels funny to say, but I get the feeling I'm gonna' be joining you real soon, Willie.”

George Burns - Joe

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: Mike, have some dignity!
- Detective Mike Lowrey: What? I ain't doin' nothin'.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Cover the titties.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- San: Moro, please ask the Forest Spirit to save you!
- Moro: I have lived long enough, San. Soon, the Great Forest Spirit will let me rest forever.”
Claire Danes - San
Gillian Anderson - Moro

“Only new life can defeat death. Some people say there's a balance to everything. For every life there's a death, for every death, there is a life.”
Tony Todd - Mr. Bludworth

“I don't mind dying, but I hate the preliminaries.”
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

“- Alex Montel: That's how I like cops - dead.
- Jim Street: You wanna join him? Huh?
- Alex Montel: He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West, like you, cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You...” (continue)(continue reading)
Olivier Martinez - Alex Montel
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- James 'Droz' Andrews: Are we having a party tonight or what?
- Cecilia: Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Wait a minute... no beer?”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
Gale Mayron - Cecilia

“Yes, a demon can die, and Hobbes finally knew how to beat me at my own game.”

“- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Now take Louie 'The Lug' McGurk. He died tragically at 25.
- Anthony Rossano, C.P.A.: I'm twenty five. What happened?
- Aldo: Somebody stepped on his fingers.
- Anthony Rossano, C.P.A.: And that killed him?
- Aldo: He was hanging from a window ledge of the Edison Hotel at the time.”

Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
Vincent Spano - Anthony Rossano, C.P.A.
Peter Riegert - Aldo

“Tell me something, Lex, why do so many people have to die for the crime of the century?”
Valerie Perrine - Eve Teschmacher

“Maybe we're gonna have a big earthquake. They say things get really weird just before.”
Amanda Wyss - Tina Gray

“- Tucker: He drowned.
- Gilbert: You're kidding?
- Tucker: No. In that.
- Gilbert: Oh.
- Tucker: A kiddy pool. I don't get it.
- Gilbert: Wow.
- Tucker: It's like one foot deep. Weird, right?
- Gilbert: Yeah.
- Arnie: He drownded!”
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“- High Priest: Behind these doors is the Holiest of Holies, earthly domain of the gods. A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful, that he who enters: instant death!
- Oh: Who cleans it?”
Oliver Platt - High Priest
Michael Cera - Oh

“- Hare Krishna: Death is not the end.
- Valerie Lewton: It will be for you if you keep harassing my students.”
Guy Fauchon - Hare Krishna
Kristen Cloke - Valerie Lewton

“- Sidney Beynon: Have you any idea how many men in their mid-60s die every day?
- Ezra Lieberman: I try not to think about it.”
Denholm Elliott - Sidney Beynon
Laurence Olivier - Ezra Lieberman

“- Lord Hood: Have you anything to say before the sentence of this court is passed upon you?
- Byam: Milord, much as I desire to live, I'm not afraid to die.”
David Torrence - Lord Hood
Franchot Tone - Byam

“Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard

“If looks could kill, I am dead now.”

Roberto Benigni - Roberto

“I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or die. This shilly-shallying with the question is absurd!”
Dame Judi Dench - Lady Bracknell

“- Corpse Bride: We need to go up. Upstairs? To visit the land of the living.
- Elder Gutknecht: Land of the living? Oh, my dear.
- Corpse Bride: Please, Elder Gutknecht.
- Elder Gutknecht: Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?”
Helena Bonham Carter - Corpse Bride
Michael Gough - Elder Gutknecht