Death quotes

“In a way you can't kill me, my friend, 'cause I died many, many years ago when I was young.”

Ray Winstone - Beowulf

“- Miss Scarlet: Maybe there is life after death.
- Mrs. White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!”
Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White

“Life isn't just death. Don't ignore the living.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“This is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.”
Danny DeVito - Penguin

“- Merton: You want me to seduce a dying girl? And what makes you think she'll just leave me all her money?
- Kate Croy: I know her. I know how she loves.”
Linus Roache - Merton
Helena Bonham Carter - Kate Croy

“That's C-4. Not only will it turn this house into dust, but it will also separate every part of you from every other part of you.”
Ron Silverin - McComb

“- Paramedic #1: You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.
- Freddy: Well, what does that mean?
- Paramedic #1: Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive. Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means.”

Drew Deighan - Paramedic #1
Thom Mathews - Freddy

“It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still
carry a tune.”
Woody Allen

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done
just as easily lying down.”
Woody Allen

“There's nothing terrible in death;
'Tis but to cast our robes away,
And sleep at night, without a breath
To break repose till dawn of day.”

Robert Montgomery

“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes
up on the roof and gets stuck.”
George Carlin

“If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because
very few people die past the age of a hundred.”
George Burns

“Nothing really dies, like when a caterpillar becomes a butterfly. Death only transforms us into another state of being.”
Will Sampson - Taylor

“I used to think that if none of your family or friends knew you were dead, it was like not really being dead. People can invent the best and the worst for you.”
Julie Delpy - Céline

“The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring!”
Griffin Dunne - Jack Goodman

“- Al Stump: If you die before the book is finished, I'll write the story I want.
- Ty Cobb: I ain't gonna die before the story's finished.
- Al Stump: I'll write slow.
- Ty Cobb: I'll die slow.”

Robert Wuhl - Al Stump
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb

“- Pat Kramer: Don't you know who I am? I'm the shrinking woman, I'm Pat Kramer.
- Rob: You're Pat Kramer's clone, the real Pat Kramer's dead.
- Pat Kramer: Dead?
- Rob: Deader, than a doornail.”
Lily Tomlin - Pat Kramer
Mark Blankfield - Rob

“- Lyssa Widow of the Web: These are the sands of my life. Accept them and the spider will have no power to harm you. But your own life runs out with the sand.
- Ynyr: But what about your life?
- Lyssa Widow of the Web: I give it to the girl who bears my name.”

Francesca Annis - Widow of the Web
Freddie Jones - Ynyr

“- Darth Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off.
- Luke: But you'll die.
- Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once... let me look on you with my own eyes.”
David Prowse - Darth Vader
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker

“If we die... it will be for glory, not gold.”
Ray Winstone - Beowulf

“It's strange I should be dead? I was young and healthy and I felt swell when I went to bed! So, why did I die?”
Joan Blondell - Gail Richards

“- Major Baker: I noticed Dr. Crane seemed uneasy in here.
- Dr. Walter Krim: I can't imagine why anyone would be uneasy around all these dead men. Can you, Major?”

Bradford Dillman - Major Baker
Henry Fonda - Dr. Walter Krim

“- Pee Wee: That's just how I like 'em!
- Mickey: You like 'em as long as they ain't dead.
- Pee Wee: I don't care if they're dead as long as they ain't too cold.”
Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
Roger Wilson - Mickey

“Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody.”
Kurt Russell - Michael Zane

“- Ernest Menville: She's dead!
- Madeline Ashton: She is? Oh. These are the moments that make life worth living.”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton