Dinner quotes

“- Jack Dawson: Are these all for me?
- Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jack Dawson
Kathy Bates - Molly Brown

“If you want to talk, you always have the guys at the diner. You don't need a girl if you wanna talk.”
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons

“When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Honey Horne: So Garth, would you like to have dinner some night?
- Garth Algar: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.”

Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Cleopatra: Come to my chambers and dine. We'll make such plans.
- Julius Caesar: Are your plans for India or me?
- Cleopatra: Both! Shouldn't a Queen choose as her confident, a King?
- Julius Caesar: Shhh! The word King is not well liked in Rome.
- Cleopatra: Caesar takes what he wants.”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra
Warren William - Julius Caesar

“Ma chère mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents your dinner.”
Jerry Orbach - Lumiere

“- Molly: ...you have no respect for women.
- Joey O'Brien: I guess dinner and a blow job's out of the question.
- Molly: I guess.
- Joey O'Brien: We'll forget dinner...”
Judith Hoag - Molly
Robin Williams - Joey O'Brien

“- Captain Dan Holland: It's only dinner.
- V.I.N.CENT.: Said the spider to the fly.”
Robert Forster - Captain Dan Holland
Roddy McDowall - V.I.N.CENT.

“I usually drink my dinner.”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson

“- Jeremy Collier: I'm not having dinner
- Bob Collier: And why not?
- Jeremy Collier: I had a big breakfast.”
Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Martin Sheen - Bob Collier

“I don't think having dinner with anybody's a crime.”
Michael Douglas - Dan Gallagher