Direction quotes

“This is a bad time, show us the way. And if you can't show us the way, then forgive us for being lost.”

Omar Gooding - Sweetpea

“- Hillary: I just want to get back to my hotel, but I can't remember the name!
- CC Bloom: Ritzy or Cheap?
- Hillary: I guess it's Ritzy.
- CC Bloom: Does it have a fountain in front, a pool inside, and a bunch of fruits in monkey suits playing violins in the lobby?
- Hillary: Yes! That's it!
- CC Bloom: You bet your ass it's Ritzy! It's the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Barbara Hershey - Hillary Whitney Essex
Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“Every time I think maybe I'm heading in the right direction, I end up in a place I never even knew could feel this bad.”
Charlie Hunnam - Jackson 'Jax' Teller

“Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.”
Joseph Kearns - Doorknob

“You never found where I live, did you? I don't think anybody could. It's the prettiest place on the island. Don't leave without saying goodbye. Take the highway out of town to kilometer 19. And when you see the three Tecate cans, its the first dirt road on the right. Don't leave without saying goodbye.”

Rachel Ward - Jessie Wyler

“- Dan Mott: Where are we?
- Jerry Conlaine: Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.”
Seth Green - Dan Mott
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine

“- Annie MacLean: I had a hard time finding the place. There are no signs.
- Tom Booker: Oh, there are plenty of signs. Just not many of them printed.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Annie MacLean
Robert Redford - Tom Booker

“- Daisy Werthan: Here. Here. You took the wrong turn at Opelika.
- Hoke Colburn: Well, now, you took it with me, Miss Daisy, and you got the map.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Morgan Freeman - Hoke Colburn

“- Wanda Nevada: Do you think we're heading in the right direction?
- Beaudray Demerille: We wouldn't be heading in this direction if it weren't right.”
Brooke Shields - Wanda Nevada
Peter Fonda - Beaudray Demerille

“To the ships at sea who can hear my voice, look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog.”
Adrienne Barbeau - Stevie Wayne

“- Joan Wilder: I need to get to Cartagena.
- Jack T. Colton: Cartagena? Angel, you are hell and gone from Cartagena. Cartagena's over there on the coast.
- Joan Wilder: But they told me this bus.
- Jack T. Colton: Who told you that? Who told you this bus was going to Cartagena?
- Joan Wilder: That man...
- Jack T. Colton: That nice man who...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kathleen Turner - Joan Wilder
Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton

“- Bilbo Baggins: Perhaps you know the way out?
- Gollum: Yes, gollum. But perhaps we sits here and chats with it a bitsy, my precious. It likes riddles?”
Orson Bean - Bilbo
Brother Theodore - Gollum

“- Nick: There needs to be more tension when you see him.
- Nicole Springer: I thought I wasn't supposed to see him.
- Nick: Well, maybe you see him a little.”

Steve Buscemi - Nick Reve
Catherine Keener - Nicole Springer

“This stretch of road runs between nowhere and not much else.”
Gordon Tootoosis - Wesley Birdsong

“- Anna Leonowens: My mind has taken me down many roads of late. All of which lead absolutely nowhere. What would Buddha say of that?
- King Mongkut: That roads are for journeys, ma'am, not destinations.”
Jodie Foster - Anna
Chow Yun-Fat - King Mongkut

“I know something about this dog. She's going somewhere - she's on her way.”
May Whitty - Dally

“- Sam: Well, I'm working on a few things. I'm going over to the other side.
- Ray: Republicans?
- Sam: No, Mexico.”
Chris Cooper - Sam
Tony Plana - Ray

“- Dory: Well, let's just ask someone for directions.
- Marlin: Who do you want to ask, the speck? There's no one here!”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory
Albert Brooks - Marlin

I read them women's magazines, you know? The ones that tell you how to get a better life. They say "go in a new direction". I wanna say, "where's the door? I'll go but where's the goddamn door?".
Bette Midler - Stella Claire

“- MP Directing Traffic: Look, here's what you do. You go right here. Take another right at the P.X. Go half a click until you see the D.P.T.M. Center. Then take a left.
- Bill Rago: P.M., P.X.
- MP Directing Traffic: If you hit the R.F.P.C., you've gone too far.
- Bill Rago: D.P.T.M., R.F.P.C. Can I buy a vowel?”
Gary DeWitt Marshall - MP Directing Traffic
Danny DeVito - Bill Rago

“Any fool can steer a ship, sir. It's just knowing where to take it.”
Philip Martin Brown - Seaman John Adams

“- Brenner: You bugged the compass, you stupid idiot!
- George: Oh, geez, boss, I'm sorry. I wasn't think...
- Brenner: Stop the bloody truck.”
Lourens Swanepoel - Brenner
Pierre van Pletzen - George

“I'm Mr. Bilbo Baggins, I've lost my dwarves, my wizard and my way.”
Orson Bean - Bilbo

“Look at me. My life has no meaning or direction, and I'm happy.”
Gena Rowlands - Ramona Calvert

“- Timi: You know why a compass has a mirror on the back?
- Mateo: Why?
- Timi: So you can see who's lost.”
Treasure Tshabalala - Timi
Erick Bowen - Mateo