Dirt quotes

“- Ed: You gonna thank me then?
- Shaun: For what?
- Ed: Tidying up!
- Shaun: Doesn't look that tidy.
- Ed: Well, I had a few beers when I finished.”
Nick Frost - Ed
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“My dear Henry, if dirty fingers were trumps, what a splendid hand you'd have.”

Sheila Reid - Lady Florrie Rawlinson

“- Heather: It smells like piss, what is it?
- Louie Kritski: It's piss. Drunks come in the hallway and they piss.
- Heather: You let them pee in here?
- Louie Kritski: It's not like they ask permission.”
Stacey Travis - Heather
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski

“Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?”
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez

“- Carly: Can you help me find the bathroom?
- Scott: I think this is the bathroom.”

Emmanuelle Chriqui - Carly
Jeremy Sisto - Scott

“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“Ghettos are the same all over the world. They stink.”
Jim Kelly - Williams

“Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts!”
Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski

“- Glenda Gardenia Parks: That's barbecue sauce.
- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: Black barbecue sauce?
- Glenda Gardenia Parks: Yes. It's mexican. Very hot. Don't eat it.
- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: I wasn't going to.”

Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks
Charles Grodin - Ira Parks

“- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
- Igor: Could be worse.
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?
- Igor: Could be raining.
[it starts to pour]”

Gene Wilder - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Marty Feldman - Igor

“- Two-Bit Matthews: Shoot, this house ain't dirty. You ought to see my house.
- Ponyboy Curtis: I have and if you had the sense of a billy goat, you'd clean your house up 'stead of bummin' 'round ours.
- Two-Bit Matthews: Shoot, kid, if I did that, my mom would die of shock.”
Emilio Estevez - Two-Bit Matthews
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis

“- Judy Benjamin: Have you seen the bathroom?
- Capt. Doreen Lewis: Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?
- Judy Benjamin: It's disgusting! There are urinals in there!”
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Eileen Brennan - Capt. Doreen Lewis

“- Pongo: Come on, kids! Roll in the soot!
- Penny: You mean you want us to get dirty?
- Pepper: Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty.
- Cadpig: Mother, should we?
- Perdita: Do as your father says.
- Pepper: This'll be fun!
- Cadpig: I always wanted to get good and dirty!”
Rod Taylor - Pongo
Sandra Abbott - Penny
Cate Bauer - Perdita

“- Sara: Garbage Dick?
- Matt: Yeah. Oh, no, no. It's no big deal. I mean, that was at least a year or two ago, anyway.
- Sara: Wait, what does that mean?
- Matt: Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, everyone wears condoms these days, right?”

Laura Satzman - Sara
Paul Soter - Matt