Disguise quotes

“- Bernie Walton: She looks very well like Mona Marshall, but can she act like her?
- Virginia: Oh, my thyroids!”

Allyn Joslyn - Bernie Walton
Rosemary Lane - Virginia

“During the time he's lived here, Ramson has undoubtedly established another character for himself, perhaps several others, while by now, familiar to the people of La Morte Rouge and quite above suspicion. He could be almost anyone in the village.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“Nice disguise. Interesting concept. Diagonal boobs. Could you fix that thing?”

Eugene Levy - Crowley

“- Thetis: Once he even tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish.
- Hera: Did he succeed?
- Thetis: Certainly not.
- Athena: What did you do?
- Thetis: Beat him at his own game. I simply turned myself into a shark.”

Maggie Smith - Thetis
Claire Bloom - Hera
Susan Fleetwood - Athena

“- Charlie Mackenzie: You look like Huggy Bear from 'Starsky and Hutch'.
- Tony Giardino: What do ya mean? I look hip!
- Charlie Mackenzie: No, you look like an undercover cop trying to look hip.
- Tony Giardino: I am an undercover cop trying to look hip.”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Anthony LaPaglia - Tony Giardino

“You're probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise.”
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Cruella de Vil: Alonso, I need you.
- Alonzo: I'm yours.
- Cruella de Vil: Banish yourself with a torch, large sack and rubber soled shoes; meanwhile I need a furrier, oh, and I know just where to find him.”
Glenn Close - Cruella de Vil
Tim McInnerny - Alonzo

“From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.”

Sir Sean Connery - Ramirez

“- Ivan Ooze: You forget that I'm a master of disguise.
- Mordant: How could I forget? I never knew.”
Paul Freeman - Ivan Ooze
Jean Paul Bell - Mordant

“- Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me.
- Douglas Quaid: No shit.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Hauser
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid

“- Walter Burns: You've got the brain of a pancake. This isn't just a story you're covering - it's a revolution. This is the greatest yarn in journalism since Livingstone discovered Stanley.
- Hildy Johnson: It's the other way around.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Truman Burbank: It was Dad. I swear! Dressed like a homeless man. And you know what else was strange? A business man and a woman with a little dog came out of nowhere and forced him onto a bus.
- Truman's Mother: Well! It's about time they cleaned up the trash downtown before we become just like the rest of the country.”

Jim Carrey - Truman Burbank
Holland Taylor - Truman's Mother

“- Amelia Sedley: This is all just a blessing in disguise.
- Becky Sharp: Well, the disguise is convincing.”
Romola Garai - Amelia Sedley
Reese Witherspoon - Becky Sharp

“It happens to everyone... men, mean. We're lucky... women, I mean... we can fake it if we have to.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady

“If we dress like this, no one will recognize us.”

Billy Barty - Gwildor

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I like to wear women's clothes. Panties, brassieres, sweaters, pumps. It's just something I do. And I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I really like you, and I don't want it getting in the way down the road.
- Kathy O'Hara: Does this mean... you don't like sex with girls?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I love sex with...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Patricia Arquette - Kathy O'Hara

“- Jack Noah: Why couldn't you get Bobby DeNiro or Dustin Hoffman?
- Roberto Strausmann: Not available! I would have given my right arm to work with Bobby DeNiro and Dustin Hoffman!”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Jack Noah
Raul Julia - Roberto Strausmann

“- Mama Klump: Oh my goodness! Is there a fire?
- Fireman Stripper: Yes, ma'am. I'm afraid there is.
- Mama Klump: I don't smell no smoke.
- Fireman Stripper: There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente!”

Eddie Murphy - Mama Klump
George King - Fireman Stripper

“- Lt. Wilbur Finletter: My God! It's Adolf Hitler!
- Mason Dixon: This is Sam Smith. He's our undercover expert. He's only disguised as Adolf Hitler.”
J. Stephen Peace - Lt. Wilbur Finletter
David Miller - Mason Dixon

“- Chris: No wonder you became a reporter, that monster almost sliced you up like a pepperoni pizza.
- Daphne Blake: Actually Chris, every time there seemed to be a monster, it was just bad guys in masks.”
Jennifer Leigh Warren - Chris
Mary Kay Bergman - Daphne Blake

“- Dr. Walter Jenning: I have disguised my true form, which would be considered... hideous and revolting, here.
- Beverly Switzler: Lucky for the people eating.”

Jeffrey Jones - Dr. Walter Jenning
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this.”

Erica Beck - Pearl

“She is a beautiful woman. But when this trial is over, you will see her no differently than a gun, or a knife, or any other instrument used as a weapon. She's a killer, and the worst kind. A killer who disguised herself as a loving partner!”

Joe Mantegna - Robert Garrett

“The stranger has been known to masquerade as a priest wearing high heeled shoes.”

“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
- Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”
Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon