Disgust quotes

“Men shouldn't be charming. It's disgusting!”
Tom Wilkinson - The Marquess of Queensberry

“I know men younger than myself who have taken a pension, put on stupid little white shirts... cut off sleeves, alligator on the tit... and spent the rest of their days beating the hell out of a little white ball with an iron club. My God... the thought of it makes me want to puke.”

George C. Scott - General Harlan Bache

“- Ed: Sheila and I like to swap.
- Lola Cirillo: Swap?
- Ed: We like to have sex with other couples.
- Max Burdett: Check please!”

Tom McGowan - Ed
Salma Hayek - Lola Cirillo
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett

“- Marian: If you promise not to kill Robin, I shall do the most disgusting thing that I can think of.
- Prince John: Oh.
- Sheriff of Rottingham: Oh? And what's that?
- Marian: I shall marry you.”
Amy Yasbeck - Marian
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Roger Rees - Sheriff of Rottingham

“Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.”

Maria Bello - Lil

“- Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!
- Carmen Cortez: What do you see?
- Juni Cortez: You.”
Daryl Sabara - Juni Cortez
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- Mr. Lightman: This corn is raw!
- Mrs. Lightman: I know, isn't it wonderful? It's so crisp!
- Mr. Lightman: Of course it's crisp! It's raw!
- Mrs. Lightman: No, it's terrific. You can just taste the Vitamin A and E in here. It's great.
- Mr. Lightman: Could we have pills and cook the corn?”
William Bogert - Mr. Lightman
Susan Davis - Mrs. Lightman

“- Duncan McDermott: Kit, I hate to bring it up with this sumptuous repast, but it looks as if you're drinking a glass of puke.
- Kit McDermott: You'd know.”
Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott
Dermot Mulroney - Kit McDermott

“- Hary Sultenfuss: Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: If I eat it I'll throw up.
- Hary Sultenfuss: Well you should at least try a little bit.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: Then I'll throw up a little bit.”
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly Sultenfuss

“Has anybody ever asked yourself why your old man doesn't eat eggs? Because they come from chickens, and if there's one thing I hate more than eggs, it is chickens. Twenty-five years I sold chickens. My whole life, one way or another, has been about chickens, and I hate 'em! They're filthy, they're stupid, they're rats with a good reputation.”
Jim Haynie - Jake McDermott

“- Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!
- Froggy: Actually, it's a sneaker!”
Brittany Ashton Holmes - Darla
Jordan Warkol - Froggy

“- Fozzie: Hey, that waiter's a rat!
- Floyd: I'm glad we got no money, now I got no appetite.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie
Jerry Nelson - Floyd

“Saving Christmas is a lousy ending! Way too commercial.”
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“My dear Henry, if dirty fingers were trumps, what a splendid hand you'd have.”

Sheila Reid - Lady Florrie Rawlinson

“- Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Oh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeper.
- Dr. Evil: Alright, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?
[Goldmember eats a piece of skin]
- Dr. Evil: You did. Okay, that's just gross.”
Mike Myers - Goldmember
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“You're trash, and your friends are trash.”
John Achorn - Mr. Joe Twiller

“P.O.D. Post Orgasmic Disgust. It happens to the best of us.”
Balthazar Getty - Sol Goode

“- Tony: God, that was so creepy!
- Mike: Wait, why are you smiling?
- Cynthia: I thought he was cute.
- Tony: Ugh, that's disgusting!
- Mike: You thought he was cute? Do you realize when he graduated we were like three years old?”

Anthony Rapp - Tony
Adam Goldberg - Mike
Marissa Ribisi - Cynthia

“Oh, don't kiss me - I don't know where your lips have been.”
Mona Lyden - Mishi

“- Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
- Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
- Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Zachary Mabry - Porky
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“- Albaby Perkins: You're gonna eat this shit?
- Buck McGriff: No, I'm gonna fuck it.”
Gregory Hines - Albaby Perkins
Willem Dafoe - Buck McGriff

“- Sheila Kingston: I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.
- Fred Lavery: Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Sheila
Dan Aykroyd - Fred

“I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brushfire.”
Jerry Gardner - Sheriff Kimbel

“- Gina: Look at this place... I mean, would you look at that toilet? It's the most disgusting toilet I ever saw! What if you had to pee right now?
- Val: Just shut up, I do have to go pee right now!”
Joan Cusack - Gina
Dedee Pfeiffer - Val

“- Derek: Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry. We'll need them for analysis.
- Barry: No bloody way mate. You can come down here and do that yourself!”
Sir Peter Jackson - Derek
Pete O'Herne - Barry