Dishonesty quotes

“Being a fake is what I do best.”
Chevy Chase - Andy Farmer

“- Connie: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
- Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.”

Chazz Palminteri - Connie
Tim Curry - Dr. Poole

“- Hercules: When I was a kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
- Meg: You wanted to be petty and dishonest?”
Tate Donovan - Hercules
Susan Egan - Meg