Diversity quotes

“- Violet: We're not that different, Corky.
- Corky: This is the part where you tell me what matters is on the inside, and that inside of you there's a little dyke just like me.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price

Every time that I bring up comparisons with other free-world countries, what I hear is: "Our culture is so different. We're so different". They have violent video games, they have violent movies, they have alienated youth. They, like us, don't have prayer in schools. What is so radically different? What is it about us?
Tom Mauser - Father of Victim

“When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“- Carolyn McDuffy: Some people have this mystery about them that you can't get out of your head. Do you know what I mean?
- Chippy McDuffy: No dear, sounds terrible... is this person a boy?
- Carolyn McDuffy: But it's not romantic or anything.
- Chippy McDuffy: Well, I hope this mystery has nothing to do with this young man being from a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christina Ricci - Carolyn McDuffy
Lisa Banes - Chippy McDuffy

“- Zeke: Casey, the only person in this school who's an alien is you, man.
- Casey: Fuck you, Zeke.”
Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“- Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
- Leslie's Nurse: Uh, no.
- Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!”
Fred Willard - Buck Laughlin
Jay-Lyn Green - Leslie's Nurse

“Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Amos - Cleo McDowell

“We're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army.”

Bill Murray - John

“He say plane fly overhead, drop value. I no care. In Beirut, plane fly over head, drop bomb. I like these planes better.”
Costas Kilias - Farouk

“- Littlefoot: Mother, what's a long neck?
- Littlefoot's Mother: Well, that's what we are, dear.
- Littlefoot: Oh. Well, why can't I play with that three-horn? We were having fun.
- Littlefoot's Mother: Well, we all keep to our own kinds. The three-horns, the spike-tails, the swimmers, the flyers... we never do anything together.
- Littlefoot:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gabriel Damon - Littlefoot
Helen Shaver - Littlefoot's Mother

- Peepers: Snipes, you think you're so superior.
- Snipes: "Thuperior"; nice lisp!
- Peepers: My lisp elevates and isolates me and makes me a rare specimen.

Sandy Duncan - Peepers
Eddie Deezen - Snipes

“A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where do they build their home?”
Erica Yohn - Grandma Eva

“- Fletcher Reede: Is this guy right for you? I mean, he's just so, not me!
- Audrey Reede: Yes, that's one of his best qualities.
- Fletcher Reede: Yeah, but he's kind of, magoo... I'm sorry.
- Audrey Reede: You're wrong! I mean, sometimes, maybe yes, he is a litte bit...
- Fletcher Reede: Magoo!
- Audrey Reede: Yes.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede

“I don't know what they taught you in France, but 'rude' and 'interesting' are not the same things.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“That's why I joined the army, to be different. But it doesn’t matter where you go, there's always some cunt with stars and stripes wants to tell you what to do.”
Ray Winstone - Kevin

“You can sit down with us an eat, or could run outside and shout your little secret to the world. And you know what they'll do, Michael hmm? They'll come here and they'll burn us. Is that what you want, you want to see them burn your parents?”
Randy Quaid - Nick Laemle

“- Chaplain Kirk: Are you religious, son? I'm a methodist.
- Eriksson: I'm a lutheran.
- Chaplain Kirk: Well, we can still talk, can't we?”
Sam Robards - Chaplain Kirk
Michael J. Fox - Eriksson