Ears quotes

I pulled off early today. Took your advice, went to a doctor about this ear. He says "you have an ear infection, ten dollars please". So I says "I told you I had an ear infection, you give me ten dollars!" Well, that started an argument.
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“The very things that held you down are gonna carry you up!”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“Good people, who have travelled from villages near and far! Lend me your ears!
[the crowd proceeds to pull off ears and throw them at Robin Hood]
That's disgusting!”
Cary Elwes - Robin Hood

“The torture of the bell: it never stops. Minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. Seems harmless, doesn't it? Just a bell ringing. But the percussion and the repercussion of sound against your eardrums will soften and destroy them until the sound is magnified a thousand times.”

Boris Karloff - Dr. Fu Manchu

“- Harvey 'Blind' Pew: I may be blind, but I have acute earing.
- Commander Clement: I'm not interested in your jewellery, cloth eyes.”
John Marwood Cleese - Blind Pew
Eric Idle - Commander Clement

“What's the matter with his ears? I don't see nothing wrong with them. I think they're cute.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“- Kane: I just don't like techno.
- J.P.: You would if you had robot ears.”
Kelvin Yu - Kane
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“- Defense Attorney: The action on this pistol is so hard, it would take the strength of a mule to pull the trigger! Go ahead!
- Curly: I'm no mule!
- Moe: No! Your ears are too short!”

Bud Jamison - Defense Attorney
Curly Howard - Curly
Moe Howard - Moe

“- Old Woman on Plane and Bus: I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.
- Beavis: Really? I poop too much.
- Old Woman on Plane and Bus: Maybe you're lactose intolerant.
- Beavis: I mean... No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.”
Cloris Leachman - Old Woman on Plane and Bus
Mike Judge - Beavis

“Just because he's got those big ears, they call him a freak. The laughing stock of the circus. And when his mother tried to protect him, they threw her into the clink.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“I got eyes; I see. I got ears; I hear. I even got a brain. Whatever you think, I've already thought it... 10 times over!”

Anthony Quinn - Don Masseria

“Dumbo! You flew! Boy, am I stupid. Why didn't I think of this before? Your ears! Just look at them, Dumbo! Why, they're perfect wings!”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“- Westley: The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
- Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
- Westley: Wrong. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cary Elwes - Westley
Chris Sarandon - Prince Humperdinck

“Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears! The magic feather was just a gag! You can fly! Honest, you can! Hey, open them up! Hurry!”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“Your ma ain't crazy. She's just broken-hearted. And it ain't nobody's fault you got them big ears. Dumbo, I think your ears are beautiful! As a matter of fact, I think they're very decorative. Lots of people with big ears are famous!”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse