Elegance quotes

“What are you doing man? This is hand to hand combat not a bloody tea dance!”
Joe Renton - Gary Poulson

“This isn't a dress. This is a sequined sensation.”
Jason Isaacs - Chaz Watley

“Better to choke than be vulgar.”

Barbara Babcock - Nora Christie

“They're so posh and snobby, it's snoshy!”
Awkwafina - Peik Lin Goh

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says “I want to be formal, but I'm here to party”.
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“A lady always knows when to leave.”
Cicely Tyson - Sipsey

“- Jack Cates: Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life.
- Reggie Hammond: Yeah, but I look good.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“- Vivi Delay: Lose the bike. Buy a suit.
- Ethan Renner: Why?
- Vivi Delay: Because I like my boys better dressed than the men they kill.”
Amber Heard - Vivi Delay
Kevin Costner - Ethan Renner

“You're like school on Saturday: no class.”
Shedrack Anderson III - Rudy

“You are gentle, and there’s nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.”

Jennifer Jones - Dr. Han Suyin

“- Monty Capuletti: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word?
- Nicky Cerone: Class.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti
Joe Pesci - Nicky Cerone

“- Hillary: A lady should be modest.
- Lara Croft: Yes, a lady should be modest.”
Chris Barrie - Hillary
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft

“I'm a BLT down sort of person, and I think you're looking for someone a little more pheasant under glass.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Frankie

“- Fiona: The lawn's looking a little brown.
- Sam: You know we're supposed to be conserving water! We're in the middle of a drought!
- Fiona: Droughts are for poor people, you think J-Lo has a brown lawn? People who use extra water have extra class.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona
Hilary Duff - Sam

“Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy.”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis

“Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to die in!”
Monti Ellison - Head Pin Pal

“I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.”

Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“- Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties...
- Darcy McGuire: You can see all that?
- Nick Marshall: Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire

“You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head.”
Adam LaVorgna - Tommy the Wire

“- Bridget Jones: I will not fuck it up again, Mum.
- Mum: Bridget! Language!
- Bridget Jones: Sorry. I will not fuck it up again... mother.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Gemma Jones - Mum

“Simplicity provides a fine line between elegance and plainness.”
Taye Diggs - Andre Romulus 'Dre' Ellis

“Anybody who doesn't act elegant is a douchebag.”
Julia Roberts - Daryle

“Oh my god… it's Capitol Barbie.”
J Barton - Timothy McGinn

“We don't want to be thought unsophisticated, do we? Mr. Weissman's an American. They do things differently there.”

Helen Mirren - Mrs. Wilson